Kevin's Watch

Prebe wrote:Thanks EL. I know!

I don't think I can ever reach your knee-level, but I will try

It's easy. Remember every little thing you ever saw in a movie or read in a book and really wanted to do, but it was workplace inappropriate? Do it!

Set up a poker table in the morgue and recreate that painting of dogs playing poker, but with cadavers! (or dog cadavers!)

If someone asks you if that skull is varnished, lick it and say, "Yes, it is!"

Rummage through samples storage and pull out a container of semen and, with a relieved sigh, say, "Daddy was wondering where the boys got to.."

Etc, etc...

11: No, I can't take the stiffs to the cafeteria (have you ever tried beating someone from a 180 to a 90 degree angle, when rigor mortis had set in btw?)

12: I don't have the ability to assess people's dna profile just by looking deep into their eyes.

13: Analysing the dna of someone to establish their presence on a crime scene is NOT "unnecessary" or "a waste of taxpayer money" just because the suspect is named Kevin

14: Swabing urin from toilet seats and analysing the DNA to show who forgot to put the seat up IS a waste of taxpayer money

15: When I arrest someone it's just another citizens arrest

16: A gun and a badge is right out, even if they are just toys

17: I am definitely NOT allowed to resign and make good money as an expert witness for the defense

18: "Why, ALL genes are made of Denim!" is just not a funny joke any more

19: The in-breeding factor - shown by the dna profiles - is NOT more pronounced in our control samples from the police technicians

20: Craniometry is not as good a tool for establishing paternity as dna-profiling

Prebe wrote: 20: Craniometry is not as good a tool for establishing paternity as dna-profiling

Of course you'd say that! You have the sloping forehead and underdeveloped temples of a nincompoop~!

Oh, wait... Not Phre...no...

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Prebe wrote:Remains to be seen CMJ.

I just got this pun... I'm slow in the mornings.

dw

*ROFLMAO*
Don't worry dukkha. I didn't see the pun before you hinted that it WAS a pun and I went over my sentence again.

I wish I could say that my command of the language was complete enough to pull such a pun on purpose! But thanks for the vote of confidence

Prebe wrote: 12: I don't have the ability to assess people's dna profile just by looking deep into their eyes.

For some reason, I'm terribly amused by this picture.

16: A gun and a badge is right out, even if they are just toys.

If only you had a role on CSI, eh?

Matrixman wrote:

Prebe wrote: 12: I don't have the ability to assess people's dna profile just by looking deep into their eyes.

For some reason, I'm terribly amused by this picture.

16: A gun and a badge is right out, even if they are just toys.

If only you had a role on CSI, eh?

I hates me some CSI...

... and I just realised who your avatar is.

Matrixman wrote:For some reason, I'm terribly amused by this picture.

That's because you are thinking Prebear, with his beady piercing eyes (heh!)

Matrixman wrote:If only you had a role on CSI, eh?

Yeah. I wouldn't have to lie so much at dinner parties

Well? Tried the party hats yet?

AAAARhhhhh!!!! For gods sake lose that avatar CMJ!!!!
It is so spooky! It's even worse that sgt.nulls late clown.

*pants* (on fire)

CMJ wrote:Well? Tried the party hats yet?

Only on a couple with severe head trauma which ruined the paper-hats pretty badly. I doubt anyone noticed.....

Prebe wrote:I'd like to than EL for inspiration, and I hope he can forgive me:

I think someone forgot to thank Skippy?

Esmer wrote:

Prebe wrote:I'd like to than EL for inspiration, and I hope he can forgive me:

I think someone forgot to thank Skippy?

Oh, my. How did that get there?

Without taking anything away from EL's post, I did suspect that he was not the first one with that idea.

Don't let it ruin your enjoyment Esmer. It is a concept that SO invites plagiarism

Uh, yeah, CMJ's pig av creeps me out, too.

Oh, and by the way, HEL (Heuristic Electronic Leper), I still can't find anything wrong with the AE-35 unit.

It's a chiuaua.

--A

so much for MM's new monitor, heh....

LMAO!!

--A

Er, my mistake. I just checked elsewhere and it's apparently a were-huahua. Seems that if no one can stop the were-huahua invasion within a month, then Bloodguard Bob may be enthroned in High Lord Jay's Rec Room. And Jenn will have the command of all KW avatars in her hand, her victory having been achieved six times seven weeks earlier than it would be else.

(Wait, hang on, my math may be suspect...)

Yo quiero Taco Bell... and total Watch domination. Mwuahuahuahuahuahuahua... <tiny dog sneeze>

dw

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*runs very far away*