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Esmer wrote::drevil: how about inside yourself?
Only if that mirror me fulfilled our life long dream of becoming a real girl with two X chromosomes.
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Nah. Your opposite would be a girl who wants to be a boy.
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Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest
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Then she and I could simply swap bodies and then get it on.

It'd be a win/win situation. Except we would probably have completely opposite paraphilias, and, knowing my own, I shudder to think what my opposite's would be.

Of course, I'd still have to invent a mind-swapping device. After creating five doomsday devices, I don't suppose this would be hard, but it would distract me from work on my sixth, and, while I suppose the nations of the world justly fear me, somehow I don't feel they fear me enough without that sixth.
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Unmistakable sign of another universe!?**!

Puh-lease! Why can't scientists just sometimes admit, y'know what? We havn't got a bloody clue!
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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Marvin wrote:Unmistakable sign of another universe!?**!

Puh-lease! Why can't scientists just sometimes admit, y'know what? We havn't got a bloody clue!
You're right. It could be Galactus. Or Unicron.

Or, Smilin' Stan Lee preserve us, Galactus. And Unicron. In an extreme eating competition.
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