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Posted: **Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:21 pm**

A Nod's As Good As A Wink To A Blind Bat

Posted: **Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:33 pm**

You two do me proud. *bows*

Posted: **Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:23 pm**

Cail wrote:
exnihilo wrote:This thread is useless without pics.
Wanna buy some?

Cail sent me a video of him making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Posted: **Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:58 pm**

60 seconds of panting and 20 minutes of crying and apologizing is "beautiful"?

Who knew I was doing it right?

Posted: **Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:05 pm**

Posted: **Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:02 am**

dANdeLION wrote:
Cail wrote:
exnihilo wrote:This thread is useless without pics.
Wanna buy some?
Cail sent me a video of him making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

I have that video!

Did I ever tell you about the time Cail sold me into slavery?

Posted: **Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:27 am**

I think my wife is the most beautiful woman in the world. M is beautiful in so many ways, she's not only gorgeous, she's very intelligent, she has a strong sense of humour, even laughing at my poor attempts at jokes. She's spiritual but not religious, strong and a very positive person. She loves nature and being outdoors, she loves exercise and much to my embarrassment can beat me in a sprint race. Oh, and she's hot!

She also ... gave me permission to post these two photos of her. Both from when we were in Vegas last year, and yes, she folded her top up to show off her flat stomach.

Posted: **Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:39 pm**

Emotional Leper wrote:
dANdeLION wrote:
Cail wrote:Wanna buy some?
Cail sent me a video of him making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
I have that video!

Did I ever tell you about the time Cail sold me into slavery?

What did I tell you about speaking out of turn!

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:32 am**

Well... It's too easy to go pRon with M. Even without the statue. And I'm pleased we're managing to control ourselves.

However, I feel there's a need to give M some feedback. So....

HUBBA HUBBA!!!!! DAY-YUM!!!! *pant pant drool*

See that? Nothing dirty. It's easy.

Posted: **Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:36 am**

Fist, M was quite pleased with your feedback.

C'mon boys, surely I'm not going to be the only one following through with photos here...

Posted: **Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:45 pm**

duke wrote:Fist, M was quite pleased with your feedback.

C'mon boys, surely I'm not going to be the only one following through with photos here...

Holy cow Duke...she is freakin' lovely! ROWRF!!!!

Pics of my spouse are in the Album!

Posted: **Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:07 pm**

Emotional Leper wrote:
dANdeLION wrote: Cail sent me a video of him making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
I have that video!

Did I ever tell you about the time Cail sold me into slavery?

You just did! Did I ever tell you about the time Cail took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Cail takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Cail yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'

Posted: **Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:18 pm**

dANdeLION wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:
dANdeLION wrote: Cail sent me a video of him making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
I have that video!

Did I ever tell you about the time Cail sold me into slavery?
You just did! Did I ever tell you about the time Cail took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Cail takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Cail yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'

Posted: **Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:20 pm**

dAN, that's too funny.

Posted: **Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:05 pm**

What's funny about it to me is Cail doesn't seem to know where I'm getting that stuff from.....

Posted: **Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:06 am**

Well, the photography thread can't compete with this. You mean all this time I've been wasting my energy taking shots of stupid shrubbery when I could've been chasing hot married women with my camera? (Oh, ok, I guess that might be considered criminal in some places...)

Posted: **Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:37 am**

dANdeLION wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:
dANdeLION wrote: Cail sent me a video of him making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
I have that video!

Did I ever tell you about the time Cail sold me into slavery?
You just did! Did I ever tell you about the time Cail took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Cail takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Cail yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'

One time I was with Cail in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Cail goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Cail! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Caaaaaaiiiil' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

Posted: **Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:39 pm**

Do ex-wives count?

Posted: **Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:31 pm**

Yeah, but they're less likely to give permission to us to post their pix.

Posted: **Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:40 pm**

Well, it's not like she can do anything else to me now.

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