Kevin's Watch

I didn't even know it was out.

I should probably read ROTE again first cos I can't remember anything.

Seareach wrote:

High Lord Tolkien wrote:

Seareach wrote:As for your last sentence: you forgot to add a wink or something! You did mean that as a joke. Yes?

Kiss my ass bitch, just go and kiss my ass......

I have absolutely no problems with kissing your ass... So, when should I expect you? Do you want dinner first?

*raises hand* Um... Can I get in on this action?? Dinner can wait until after. (And I'm not overly picky about what's on the menu either.)

Fist and Faith wrote:

Seareach wrote:

High Lord Tolkien wrote: Kiss my ass bitch, just go and kiss my ass......

I have absolutely no problems with kissing your ass... So, when should I expect you? Do you want dinner first?

*raises hand* Um... Can I get in on this action?? Dinner can wait until after. (And I'm not overly picky about what's on the menu either.)

Sure! The more the merrier! Of course, you'll have to ask HLT. He might want me all to himself!

Sea...

I don't know about HLT, but I will say that Fist has a very nice ass. Don't look for reasons to avoid it.

<running>

Ah, my adoring public!

Hey HLT, wanna duel for Seareach? Pistols? Swords? I ain't a-scared o' you!!!

Fist and Faith wrote:Ah, my adoring public!

Pheh.

Don't let it go to your head.

All of the guys at elohimFest qualify.

...although I will admit that Tennessee Vol's was particularly nice...

I'll go back to the original topic because, frankly, the last few posts are kind of scary and sort of off-topic. (I hope you get your frustrations worked out. ) Amazon shipped my FR copy on the 7th, so they say, so I will be reading it as I walk back down my driveway from grabbing it out of my mailbox, ripping off the cardboard and littering the road with it. In other words, pee on waiting for all the other books. I might die five minutes from now; I shall deny myself nothing in the meantime. I suggest you all read it as quickly as possible. Any "contest" that causes you to deny yourself any pleasure of any kind is a joke; no way could a true SRD fan really mean that. NO way. Forfend!!!!

Rocksister wrote:I'll go back to the original topic because, frankly, the last few posts are kind of scary and sort of off-topic. (I hope you get your frustrations worked out. )

Somebody sounds a little jealous...........

I just finished Sandworms of Dune. (Finally) I was intending to reread the Gap series before FR, but amazon says its delivered and my willpower is crumbling.

I drove by 3 bookstores today and didn't get it.
My wife offered to pick it up for me and I said "no".

I...am... a... freaking madman!!!!

I bought it..............

It's been...................2 hours and 3 minutes..............

Must......resist.......

Linden SUCKS! Linden SUCKS!
That's better.
Linden SUCKS! Linden sucks! Linden sucks.......Linden.....

But Covenant was back at the end of Runes...........and he's riding a horse.
He fricking HATES horses though!
So....he's bound to say......"Hellfire!" at least 4 times in the first chapter alone!
"Hellfire!"
It's just sitting there on my table...
So nice and shiny..........
Must.................hold.....................back...........................

I just picked up FR today and have not yet quite finished ROTE (second time) I have discovered that I am not as strong as I thought I was... FR just sitting there.... so I look at the cover real close, read the back, OK everythings fine then I think what the heck, I open carefully to the definitions and read ONE name ... BAM! That was all it took to reveal just stupid amounts of story. Doh!

High Lord Tolkien wrote:I bought it..............

It's been...................2 hours and 3 minutes..............

Must......resist.......

Linden SUCKS! Linden SUCKS!
That's better.
Linden SUCKS! Linden sucks! Linden sucks.......Linden.....

But Covenant was back at the end of Runes...........and he's riding a horse.
He fricking HATES horses though!
So....he's bound to say......"Hellfire!" at least 4 times in the first chapter alone!
"Hellfire!"
It's just sitting there on my table...
So nice and shiny..........
Must.................hold.....................back...........................

Give in to the Linden side of the Land. Search your Despite. You know it to be True.

Rocksister wrote:I'll go back to the original topic because, frankly, the last few posts are kind of scary and sort of off-topic. (I hope you get your frustrations worked out. ) Amazon shipped my FR copy on the 7th, so they say, so I will be reading it as I walk back down my driveway from grabbing it out of my mailbox, ripping off the cardboard and littering the road with it. In other words, pee on waiting for all the other books. I might die five minutes from now; I shall deny myself nothing in the meantime. I suggest you all read it as quickly as possible. Any "contest" that causes you to deny yourself any pleasure of any kind is a joke; no way could a true SRD fan really mean that. NO way. Forfend!!!!

Rocksister. You have mail.

You have had mail.

You have had mail for some time now.

I struggle, with my inadequate, native, knowledge, of english, to come up with some sort of plu-plu-perfect tense, to describe.

How long.

You've.

Had mail.

To now your will have been having to have been needing to be reading your mail for some time now.

I don't intend to read Fatal Revenant until I die and am reincarnated as a Covenant fan.

I bought it, waiting for it to arrive. As with Runes, I plan on waiting til all 4 are out to read them, but it didn't work out w/Runes, so we'll see. If I can keep a queue of other books, I should be OK.

This is SOOO not fair. If I'm lucky, maybe I can get my mom to buy it and send it via a friend who's traveling. It has just about zero chance of making it into a book store in Moscow, and would cost 50% more if it did.

Can you guys start my count anyway?

I got my copy of FR yesterday from Amazon. I read the first three chapters last night. I avoided reading the teasers on SRD's site, except for the WHGB. I can't wait to get home and keep reading!

Cybrweez wrote:I bought it, waiting for it to arrive. As with Runes, I plan on waiting til all 4 are out to read them, but it didn't work out w/Runes, so we'll see. If I can keep a queue of other books, I should be OK.

I keep reading this from people.
It blows my mind!!!
People are really going to wait until 2013 before reading the series?

I am humbled and horrified at the same time.

High Lord Tolkien wrote: People are really going to wait until 2013 before reading the series?

No. I aim to, but I'm a realist. I'll wind up reading Runes again and then FR. Then when next comes out, plan to wait, but read all 3 again.