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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2003 6:51 pm
by The Leper Fairy
*sits in a corner videotaping for evidence to be used in a trail against you all for emotional distress.*
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2003 8:12 pm
by Skyweir
CRIKEY!!! FOOD FIGHT ..
*picks up sticky banana cream pie and rubs into leper fairies face* thinks it will add to her body of evidence collecting superlatively
*sneaks mashed potatoe into everyones slippers which are lined up by the door* <believe me thats a really great trick to play on unsuspecting folk!!! - i have always found it a winner and sure to surprise
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OH CRIKEY .. *ducks creamy projectile*
*eyes Turiya's impressive food fort
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2003 11:25 pm
by Infelice
Turiya Foul wrote:
Infelice! Be careful of the dysfunctional angel!
Huh??? Wha???? Where????
*looks about bewildered whilst dodging flying food missiles*
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 3:09 am
by Biff
Oh... you kids have way too much time on your hands... But, not to be the party pooper... I'll add this:
*with spatula in his right hand, Biff smothers himself with chocolate moose (HEAD TO TOE) and takes a can of whip cream in left (adding another layer to himself). Not yet complete, he then takes a bowl of mixed nuts, lofts them into the air as to scatter the nuts in a showering manor about him… Now acting as a giant living desert monster, Biff runs about the room embracing all the maidens as he seeks to complete his desert suit, by finding a special someone to be the cherry to put on top!*
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 9:45 am
by Worm of Despite
AIEE!!! THERE'S CHARLIE EVERYWHERE! THE JUNGLE'S OVERRUN!!
*prepares a TRIPLE SLOPPY JOE ATOMIC BOMB from under the table*
Launch will commence in 10, 9, 8 . . .
*dives into the fray, spearheading straight for INFELICE*
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 10:43 am
by Infelice
Hey....I hear a whistling sound!!! Where's it coming from???
*looks around furtively and spies incoming TRIPLE SLOPPY JOE ATOMIC BOMB*
OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!
Defences are down......radar is on the blink!!!!!
*attempts to establish Elohmic Force Field of Impenetrability but.....*
TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!
*cops a triple sloppy joe atomic bomb fair in the face*
RIGHT FOUL!!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!!!!!!!!!!! 
*stalks off to devise a dastardly plan for retaliation....considers joining forces with the mastermind of food fights*
Hey Turiya....Lets make a deal!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 11:58 am
by Worm of Despite
*Looks into a camera, tears rolling down eyes*
I just want to apologize to Josh's mom, and Mike's mom, and my mom. I am so sorry! Because it was my fault. I was the one who brought them here. I was the one that said "keep going south." I was the one who said that we were not lost. It was my fault, because it was my project. I am so scared! I don't know what's out there. We are going to die out here! I am so scared!
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 3:19 pm
by Biff
Sloppy Joe, slop a sloppy Joe yea!
*Like a dog, Biff, unable to resist the temptress that is the sloppy Joe, begins to lap up the pile of mush left over from the triple sloppy Joe atomic bombs target.*
Hmmm, this aint my mama's sloppy Joe’s! But I like it.
*Biff unsheathes his corn dogs... points them toward the crowd while he hunches over the pile of sloppy Joe now mingled with the remaines of the former Infelice person.*
Back off, this stuff is all mine!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:26 am
by Worm of Despite
Thanks!
*Now that Infelice is busy dealing with Biff, Foul can safely make a break for it . . . And he's going . . . going . . . gone!!!!*
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:39 am
by Biff
"NOT SO FAST FOUL!"
Biff screams, as he hurles a corn dog missing the fleeing Lord Foul's nose by inches... DOYOYOYING... it sticks in the wall bringing him to a hault!
"I still owe you one for all that liberal jive talk the other day!"
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:42 am
by Worm of Despite
Jive talk! And comparing Clinton with Pee Wee is a collegiate analogy, eh!? *Rushes back into the lunchroom, unwary of the fact that Infelice is still lurking*
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:43 am
by Guest
*is lurking.......concealing her new secret weapon *
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:46 am
by Infelice
Anonymous wrote:*is lurking.......concealing her new secret weapon *
DARN IT!!!!!! My lack of cookies has given me away.
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 8:32 pm
by Vain
Afore I continue...whatever drugs you guys are taking, I want some
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:30 pm
by Infelice
Hey Vain....look up.
*large tub of chocolate creamed rice appears over the head of the unsuspecting demondim spawn and slowly tips ......*
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2003 6:30 am
by Biff
*Biff load three fist full of peanuts (salted) into his gattlin gun of a mouth ready to shower the field before him and lay waist to all upon it*
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"Damn it, I am out of peanuts!"
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 5:48 am
by Infelice
*materialises out of thin air directly in front of the unsuspecting Despiser brandishing her secret weapon......the Ectoplasmic Jelly Ray Gun, loaded with a full clip of banana flavoured jelly....Takes careful aim and lets rip*
Here Foul..... eat this!!!!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
*after spraying Lord Foul from head to toe with banana-flavoured jelly she turns her attention to the new guy with the peanut shooting gun thingy and lets him have it as well*
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 10:28 am
by CovenantJr
*flicks a lentil at Infelice*
Mwahaha!
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 10:46 am
by Worm of Despite
*Falls to his knees, crying* Oh no!! I'm banana-ed! *Runs in circles like a chicken with his head cut off*
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 1:32 pm
by Infelice
CovenantJr wrote:*flicks a lentil at Infelice*
Mwahaha!
Lentils Cov Jr????? Is that your best????
Here have a cream pie facial.
*smushes the young Unbeliever with a creamier than normal cream pie*