Kevin's Watch

I try not to draw attention to the unicorn's horn. The one on his head always felt jealous of the larger one.

Fist and Faith wrote:I try not to draw attention to the unicorn's horn. The one on his head always felt jealous of the larger one.

Nor Yekith was a large worm. Bhakti was jealous, even though he has wood.

Nor Yekith may have been bigger, but the thing about worms is - flaccid.

Fist and Faith wrote:Nor Yekith may have been bigger, but the thing about worms is - flaccid.

Damn you!

Quick, Balon, put that in your next issue!!!

Fist and Faith wrote:Quick, Balon, put that in your next issue!!!

For the God of Love, you're a cruel bastard!

You ol' flatterer!

Fist and Faith wrote:You ol' flatterer!

...as I said before...

Here we go again...



*hiding grin*

o m g stop them!! they're
killin me!!!
for the love of god WOOD!!

Comic three coming soon....

Bhakti being a unicorn is the most hilarious thing that I have ever seen. But as is so often the case, he who sports a symbol of power lacks the girth of the organ he so ardently worships.

Or, in better words, the horn being a metanym for the male sex organ so proudly displayed is in reality a sign for inferiority.

So sayeth the master, so is truth served.

Pwned.

True but, Eztlicoatl is a Giant Snake, known as the Great Blood Serpent - therefore, he has you all beaten in the phallic metaphors department.

Not having partaken of the activities in the Pantheon game, I'm left to wonder if it isn't just an excuse for, ahem, one long penis joke?

dw

Nor Yekith wrote:Bhakti being a unicorn is the most hilarious thing that I have ever seen. But as is so often the case, he who sports a symbol of power lacks the girth of the organ he so ardently worships.

Or, in better words, the horn being a metanym for the male sex organ so proudly displayed is in reality a sign for inferiority.

So sayeth the master, so is truth served.

Pwned.

Oh yeah? Well...


damn

"...this past master paints south north east west with his [penis]"
-Ikkyu

Aarklar wrote:"...this past master paints south north east west with his [penis]"-Ikkyu

"One in the hand is worth two in the bush" ?

Montressor wrote:"One in the hand is worth two in the bush" ?

That is definitely an either/or... and the latter requires close camera work.

dw

Heh. The point was, or at least should be, that phallic worship has a... er, long history in theology. And Ikkyu himself talked about his own on more than one occasion (or specifically, what his blind girlfriend was doing with it).

When it comes to large ones, though, I think the remnants of Pompeian art takes the prize.

but Al ain't bad.












i couldn't help myself.