Kevin's Watch

I think there was one of those but it got locked....

Y'know...I'm funny in that there are certain celebrities that I would cheat with (in other words, have quick meaningless sex with) and those I would run off with foreverandeveramen. They are VERY different lists. The cheat lists would pretty much involve those whose physical body I would be attracted to and probably don't respect the mind behind, or at least enough to find cheap meaningless sex worth doing. As for run off with, it would be those I do respect, probably still would want to have sex with, but mainly would want to spent a lot more time with than just an evening.

Am I a dork or what?

I'd probably be too embarrased to share the first list because it would come off as pretty shallow, and really contain people I'm embarrased to be sexually aroused by (like Barbara Billingsly), and the second list I'd be afraid the girlfriend would come across and always be nervous I'd come across them in a strip mall or something and never let me leave the house.