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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:09 am
by Lepus
I have no idea what to say to that.
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:20 am
by Mr. Broken
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:21 am
by Mr. Broken
Thats the first time Ive ever used the emoticons.
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:07 pm
by Blackhawk
lol...can you imagine a disgruntled haruchai woman with the ability to speak to her man using her mind any time she wants? she would order him before he even got to or left the gates of revelstone.all in plain hearing of his other haruchai friends , he could never get away with "sorry, I didnt hear you" can you imagine the the haruchais expression as he is mind speaking "Yes Dear" to his wife after she says dont forget..i want Nilguy for dinner tonight, and get some new sponge grass for our pillows, and dont forget to stop by and walk home with little Cairn after his Ak Haru lessons. then they would start in on,.."you always do what the lords say,Why is it always them first? Bannor get me my staff ..Bannor protect my backside from Urviles, Bannor, take this to the hall of gifts, ..why dont i come before the lords??" and then if being a haruchai is anything like training for a boxing match or a fight then having female companionship would have taken the edge away, made them less effetive at their job. a couple reasons i can see why they may have left them behind.

jk ladies
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:59 pm
by Mr. Broken
Telepathic Wives, now your starting to scare the sh@t out of me!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:13 am
by Lepus
Blackhawk
As a divorced man I feel able to comment.
RIGHT, CORRECT IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE!
Why do they do that to us?
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:16 am
by Fist and Faith
We won't let you see our women because they're simply too f#$%^&g hot for your non-Haruchai eyes, minds, and souls to handle. You would be powerless before their beauty. You would do anything and everything possible to get your hands on them, and we'd have to kill you. Believe me, we are doing you a kindness.
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:35 am
by Mr. Broken
Perhaps service to the land, is less perilous than domestic mountain living.
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:52 am
by Fist and Faith
Yes. But more important, the pay is better. We send money home to our wives and kids every week.
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:20 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Telepathic wives... wow.... That would be so cool.

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:35 pm
by Unfettered One
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Telepathic wives... wow.... That would be so cool.

But... telepathic husbands... not so cool?
I think I would get confused. Sometimes it's hard enough to follow a woman's speech, much less their thoughts. Or a man's, for that matter. My thoughts are pretty non-sequential sometimes, and I'm a math guy.
I'm lucky that my wife is pretty logical.
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:41 pm
by Linna Heartbooger
Fist and Faith wrote:...You would be powerless before their beauty.
Oh, you mean kinda like a
haruchai man before the merewives?
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:41 pm
by Mr. Broken
Remember the Harry Mud character from the original Star Trek series, his android wife Stella, thats how I picture a Haruchai wife.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:15 am
by Carson Napier
Mr. Broken wrote:Remember the Harry Mud character from the original Star Trek series, his android wife Stella, thats how I picture a Haruchai wife.
My own personal sexist fantasy runs like this...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:16 am
by Mr. Broken
Now into the pit you go.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:13 pm
by [Syl]
Bad Jenn. That's a pretty huge spoiler. And please, people, don't quote spoilers. That makes three posts I have to edit (I should probably delete, but since I've been slow to catch this one, and I'm feeling lenient...)
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:54 pm
by [Syl]
I changed my mind.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:56 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Sorry Syl. I didn't think. Please forgive me.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:57 pm
by [Syl]
It's ok. I consider it my fault for not catching the one in the earlier thread.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm
by Mr. Broken