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Posted: **Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:43 pm**

Women are...

You know, I can't even think of how to begin what would surely be a gigantic post about the glories of women. All metaphors and all praise are insultingly weak. Life would not be worth a damn without women. The world would be an empty ball of dust without women.

Posted: **Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:34 pm**

Why are a woman's...Oh wait!! I'll get banned for that one.

Posted: **Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:26 pm**

Vain wrote:Women are the best creation ever !!

Vain is the best creation ever.

And we live in a Culture that indoctrinates its women towards stupidity, towards just being eyecandy -- you don't need to be smart, just bag a rich guy. You don't need to actually every try to do anything for yourself, because there are legions of men just fawning to do it for you.

It makes me sick

Posted: **Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:19 pm**

Vain wrote:Women are the best creation ever !!

I LOVE WOMEN. They are the best 1/2 of the species fo sho.

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:48 am**

A Gunslinger wrote:
Vain wrote:Women are the best creation ever !!

I LOVE WOMEN. They are the best 1/2 of the species fo sho.

Your genes make you say that. Human nature is what we were put in this world to rise above.

Learn that what you say is a lie.

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:32 am**

It's not a lie. It's his opinion. Mine too. Yours may be otherwise, but that doesn't make it truth.

And this thread is a joke. Part of the endless men vs. women stuff that most of us enjoy. Please stop trying to make it into a serious attempt to make men hate women.

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:54 am**

I like em, Vain, and passed it on.

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:46 pm**

Coming from a woman who can do a tune up on her own car, and am yet, not a feminist : Laugh it off, there is far too little laughter in world these days. Everybody take a breathe and have a chuckle.

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:49 pm**

God I love your av!!!

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:50 pm**

Man, I love YOURS!!

Oh Wait...

...never mind

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:55 pm**

Dude! That's supposed to be our little secret!!!!

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:46 pm**

10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22...

9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on-the-road...

8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times...

7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup...

6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo...

5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space...

4 - A gun functions normally every day of the month...

3 - A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these grips make me look fat?'...

2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it...

AND...The #1 reason a gun is favored over a woman......
YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!!

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:23 pm**

Hey Sarge, can I reverse that to apply to men, as I own several guns, though, I don't have a silencer for any of them.

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:57 pm**

thefirst wrote:Hey Sarge, can I reverse that to apply to men, as I own several guns, though, I don't have a silencer for any of them.

of course, all meant in good jest. a smile.

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:56 pm**

I like number 8 especially.

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:03 pm**

Q-What does a woman have with two balls in her hand?

A-His complete attention.

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:14 pm**

Q: How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:More to the point, what's she doing away from the sink?

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:41 pm**

Why is there a man in the kitchen?

Evolution had to get them there eventually.

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:45 pm**

Why did God create Man first and Woman second?

Because in order to get things right you must start with a rough draft.

Posted: **Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:45 am**

I like Jenn's summation.

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