Things You Never Want To Read On Kevinswatch.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu May 01, 2008 9:34 pm

That's the one I was referring to....

Post by **lurch** » Fri May 02, 2008 1:47 am

Excerpt from Last Chrons 3rd Book:

" It was dark and stormy night..."

Post by **Kil Tyme** » Fri May 02, 2008 1:58 am

Or another excerpt:

Lord Foul's thunderous voice echos throughout the caverns, "Thomas, I am your father!"

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Fri May 02, 2008 2:25 am

If Cameraman Jenn Wrote:

I am sad to report that a shark bit off half of Bloodguard Bob's hand while we were fishing yesterday. The doctors are saying that he should make a full recovery and should be able to adapt over time. Once he gets over being pissed about losing half his hand I am sure that he will really enjoy the irony of the whole thing. He may even change his screen name to Humbled Bob, who knows?.

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri May 02, 2008 5:41 am

our newest admin is zeph, everyone welcome him back...

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri May 02, 2008 4:48 pm

Vain: I have permanently deleted Mallory's.

Post by **Auleliel** » Fri May 02, 2008 5:00 pm

All forums have been locked indefinitely. Except the 'Tank.

Post by **aliantha** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:10 pm

From Jay:

I'm tired of all the complaining about spoilers. From now on, spoilers are disabled. You weenies suck it up. Heh.

Post by **iQuestor** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:11 pm

IF SRD Said:

Ive decided to stop writing and let Terry Goodkind finish the Chronicles....

Post by **aliantha** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:12 pm

iQuestor wrote:IF SRD Said:

Ive decided to stop writing and let Terry Goodkind finish the Chronicles....

No! No! Not Goodkind -- Piers Anthony!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:18 pm

Cail: All women are hereby banned from discussions in the think tank.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:41 pm

I'm sorry but I had no choice. I've turned over all content from the Tank to the Federal Government. I'm told you should all expect a visit from Homeland Security within the hour. I won't tell you what they did to make me do this. It involved something hot being placed somewhere dark. *shudders*

--jay

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:46 pm

Number of people coming to the Denver Seafest: 85

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri May 02, 2008 8:19 pm

Cameraman Jenn,

You are officially and permanently banned for life from Kevin's Watch.

Heh,
Jay

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri May 02, 2008 8:23 pm

Okay I'll finally confess. Every single member of the Watch that you think you knew is really one of my aliases. You and I are the only two people that actually post to this site. Sorry about that.
dANdeLION

Post by **iQuestor** » Fri May 02, 2008 8:44 pm

aliantha wrote:
iQuestor wrote:IF SRD Said:

Ive decided to stop writing and let Terry Goodkind finish the Chronicles....
No! No! Not Goodkind -- Piers Anthony!

no no no! ... L Ron Hubbard.
( actually, i heard he writes better dead.

)

Post by **Cail** » Fri May 02, 2008 10:32 pm

The Todd wrote:I'm totally into respecting women now.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri May 02, 2008 10:38 pm

aTOMiC wrote:
Okay I'll finally confess. Every single member of the Watch that you think you knew is really one of my aliases. You and I are the only two people that actually post to this site. Sorry about that.
dANdeLION

What? That dANdeLION fellow never apologises!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri May 02, 2008 10:41 pm

Think of the time consumption involved in a plot that elaborate! In fact think of the time consumption of just being Avatar, Cail and Sarge at the same time....

Post by **danlo** » Fri May 02, 2008 11:48 pm

You must pass a breathelizer to post on this board