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Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 5:58 pm**

Cail..... That was so much of an overshare that I shall never be able to think of you the same from here on out.

You are forever tainted to me now.

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 6:04 pm**

I'm sorry, did you say "taint"?

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 6:53 pm**

Yes. Tainted. If we ever do meet in person there will be a part of my brain thinking, "This guy would let Shania Twain take a dump on him. Gross" That kind of tainted.

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 7:00 pm**

I mean, I wouldn't ask her to, but I'd give her the benefit of the doubt if she did.

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 7:06 pm**

I dunno. Your emphaticism scared me alot. Even Cag wanted adult supervision.

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 7:18 pm**

Cail wrote:I mean, I wouldn't ask her to, but I'd give her the benefit of the doubt if she did.

What benefit of the doubt? You've just been potentially shat upon! That is some mighty big doubt. Even after #2, "You're Still The One"?

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 7:28 pm**

Cail wrote:...But entirely accurate. I'd let her poo on me.

Dude, that's the sickest thing I've ever heard!
You should be ashamed of yourself.
I can't believe you said that.
I also know her personally.
She's a beautiful and respectful woman who has been through so much and has done so much for people in need.
The next time she's peeing on me I'm going to tell her what you said you sick bastard!

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 7:37 pm**

So I click on this thread just to find out what the topic is all about and now I'm thinking..."You read it, you can't UN read it." Ugh.

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 8:08 pm**

I don't care how hot a guy is, for me that is a total dealbreaker.

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 8:26 pm**

That's a little more than a dealbreaker....

It sickens me to the point of laughter that we have to poo-poo the idea of feces funtime as foreplay. Who thinks these things up?

This has to be fiction!

"You had me at <grunt-plop>"?

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 8:28 pm**

HAHAHAHAHA! DW you are too much.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 12:40 am**

Look, with most women, it'd be a dealbreaker, with Shania.....Hell, at least she doesn't snore.

Shania Twain....#1 in my heart, #2 on my chest.....

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 12:56 am**

Isn't she from Cleveland?

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 12:58 am**

No, but she is a steamer.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 2:25 am**

hhhmmm, a 42 year old steamed clam........

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 2:37 am**

I'm scarred for life now. Thank you Esmer. GAH. Even a scorching lysol and sandpaper scrub down can't cure me anymore.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:10 am**

I thought she was Canadian?

dw

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:55 am**

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:I thought she was Canadian?

dw

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 8:59 am**

This whole discussion makes me queasy. Sure, I'd plate, but not on me.

Then again, I'm more of an oral personality.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 9:10 am**

And poor Elfie stumbles in on this poo-laden topic thinking it's about guys going to the gym...

*gags*

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