Jurassic Park IV: Potential Plots

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Jurassic Park vs Ice Age:

The dinos win - the little animated characters go extinct quick...

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Cail wrote:Ace Ventura III: Isla Nubar
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DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Jurassic Park vs Ice Age
Beep. That's a real movie.

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wayfriend wrote:
DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Jurassic Park vs Ice Age
Beep. That's a real movie.

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Hmmm....

Didn't know that was in the works. Didn't think ICE AGE 2 was all that great. Really liked the first film. I do know both films earned a nice profit so I understand the desire for another sequel. Whatever.
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Quite enjoyed the first Ice Age. Second one was ok, but weaker. Third...meh.
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Batman vs Jurassic Park.

Batman wins. :)
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sgt.null wrote:Batman vs Jurassic Park.

Batman wins. :)
Chuck norris vs everyone.
Chuck wins :biggrin:
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Walker, Jurrasic Ranger
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The twist at the end could be, "and chuck norris is the reason dinosaurs are extinct"
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Baywatch : Jurassic park
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sgt.null wrote:Baywatch : Jurassic park
And how would that film play out? Pray do explain.
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Tyrannosaurs Sex? :biggrin: -sorry, couldn't resist.
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Fullmetal660 wrote:
sgt.null wrote:Baywatch : Jurassic park
And how would that film play out? Pray do explain.
Hasselhoff attacked, Pamela runs in slow motion to save him. repeat with various characters.
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danlo wrote:Tyrannosaurs Sex? :biggrin: -sorry, couldn't resist.
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Jurassic Park vs Alien vs Predator

Maybe they could reclone Ripley in the JP labs?
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Sunday in the Jurassic Park with George
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Two Raptors One Cup
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Jurassic Park IV: People Planet

Plot: A team of Velociraptors launch a deep space probe which is lost in an unexpected space/time distortion near Uranus. <heh I really love the name of that planet. Heheheheheheh... I digress> The space vehicle emerges from the distortion near Earth and plunges wildly into the atmosphere nearly destroying the craft. Half the crew is killed in the ensuing crash landing. As the survivors emerge they are saddened and thankful to discover that the Earth they knew is gone but has been replaced by a world boasting an abundance of food animals that call themselves...humans. 8O

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