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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:16 pm
by Sunbaneglasses
Remote, ravaged villages in The Amazon. A lone, survivor tells of the horde of "Chupacabra". Yes, all the nasties have somehow found their way to the deepest, darkest part of the Brazilian rain forest............... Did I mention the ideal environment and the population explosion?
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:27 am
by Cail
Ace Ventura III: Isla Nubar
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:30 am
by DukkhaWaynhim
Jurassic Park vs Ice Age:
The dinos win - the little animated characters go extinct quick...
dw
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:17 am
by CovenantJr
Cail wrote:Ace Ventura III: Isla Nubar
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:39 pm
by wayfriend
DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Jurassic Park vs Ice Age
Beep. That's a real movie.
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:53 pm
by aTOMiC
wayfriend wrote:DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Jurassic Park vs Ice Age
Beep. That's a real movie.
Hmmm....
Didn't know that was in the works. Didn't think ICE AGE 2 was all that great. Really liked the first film. I do know both films earned a nice profit so I understand the desire for another sequel. Whatever.
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:17 pm
by CovenantJr
Quite enjoyed the first Ice Age. Second one was ok, but weaker. Third...meh.
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:07 pm
by sgt.null
Batman vs Jurassic Park.
Batman wins.
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:59 pm
by Fullmetal660
sgt.null wrote:Batman vs Jurassic Park.
Batman wins.
Chuck norris vs everyone.
Chuck wins
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:32 pm
by sgt.null
Walker, Jurrasic Ranger
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:40 pm
by Fullmetal660
The twist at the end could be, "and chuck norris is the reason dinosaurs are extinct"
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:45 pm
by sgt.null
Baywatch : Jurassic park
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:54 pm
by Fullmetal660
sgt.null wrote:Baywatch : Jurassic park
And how would that film play out? Pray do explain.
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:58 pm
by danlo
Tyrannosaurs Sex?
-sorry, couldn't resist.
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:01 pm
by sgt.null
Fullmetal660 wrote:sgt.null wrote:Baywatch : Jurassic park
And how would that film play out? Pray do explain.
Hasselhoff attacked, Pamela runs in slow motion to save him. repeat with various characters.
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:04 pm
by Fullmetal660
danlo wrote:Tyrannosaurs Sex?
-sorry, couldn't resist.
Tsk . . . .
Idiot
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:50 am
by ItisWritten
Jurassic Park vs Alien vs Predator
Maybe they could reclone Ripley in the JP labs?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:50 am
by sgt.null
Sunday in the Jurassic Park with George
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:08 am
by Cail
Two Raptors One Cup
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:44 pm
by aTOMiC
Jurassic Park IV: People Planet
Plot: A team of Velociraptors launch a deep space probe which is lost in an unexpected space/time distortion near Uranus. <heh I really love the name of that planet. Heheheheheheh... I digress> The space vehicle emerges from the distortion near Earth and plunges wildly into the atmosphere nearly destroying the craft. Half the crew is killed in the ensuing crash landing. As the survivors emerge they are saddened and thankful to discover that the Earth they knew is gone but has been replaced by a world boasting an abundance of food animals that call themselves...humans.
