Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:40 am**

My sweety will murder me if he sees that link in the history of my computer...

*delete delete delete*

And if that's been on your screen, then please, please, get the antibacterial Windex and go to town with it. Think of those nights of eye-strain when you find your face moving closer and closer and closer to the screen, until your nose is almost touching it...

Isn't this what we're supposed to be talking about in those pesky yahoo chatrooms even though they claim it's the Middle Earth RPG room?

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:57 pm**

You guys got it all wrong.

I was referring to this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoEmbXXOrlI

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:36 pm**

.....and how does that relate to any measurement od distance? unless you're referring to the youtube window...

btw my eyes and ears burn now. You're a sick, sick little moo-cow.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:41 pm**

What happened to you, man? You used to be cool.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:14 pm**

Maybe this thread title...well,never mind.

Posted: **Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:06 am**

5 inches = 12.7 centimeters
More about calculator.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:59 am**

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:15 am**

Oh, that's awesome, Jaz!!!

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:01 pm**

Technically, no mortal knows for sure. Some theories suggest it is somewhat longer than 4 inches, but a few radical theorists postulate that it's a smidgen shorter than 6 inches. I believe it was Hawking who said, if you are on the event horizon of a black hole, then it's nearly impossible to know how long 5 inches is. Good luck on your research !

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:15 pm**

Thanks null. Someone finally answered my question. *bows deeply*

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:47 am**

If you are 5 inches away from the event horizon, I'd say that isn't long (far) enough! Good luck, and don't forget to send us a picture from the other side!

Posted: **Sun Jan 25, 2009 5:11 am**

Lord Foul wrote:Thanks null. Someone finally answered my question. *bows deeply*

you are most welcome.

Posted: **Sun Jan 25, 2009 5:18 am**

Ya know, I don't know why someone just doesn't bite the bullet and say "no, it's not long enough".

But keep that old saying in mind, LF: "It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it that counts" ...of course, the truth behind that is that's a woman's way of avoiding being honest with a guy about their shortcomings but heh...

Posted: **Sun Jan 25, 2009 5:37 am**

Seareach wrote:Ya know, I don't know why someone just doesn't bite the bullet and say "no, it's not long enough".

But keep that old saying in mind, LF: "It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it that counts" ...of course, the truth behind that is that's a woman's way of avoiding being honest with a guy about their shortcomings but heh...

Actually--actually--it is long enough, as a woman can have--

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So yeah, it's enough.

Posted: **Sun Jan 25, 2009 5:42 am**

...knew it was all about the size of your

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I actually much prefer it when

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enough said!

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:43 pm**

Seareach wrote:Ya know, I don't know why someone just doesn't bite the bullet and say "no, it's not long enough".

But keep that old saying in mind, LF: "It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it that counts" ...of course, the truth behind that is that's a woman's way of avoiding being honest with a guy about their shortcomings but heh...

I KNEW IT!

::dies inside::

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:36 pm**

It's okay. . . I am sure that you have other good qualities that make up for your. . um. . . shortcomings.

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:05 am**

Nope. But that's not the point of this thread, as it was to see where the scruples of the Watch goes from just a mere suggestion. My question has been answered manifold!

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:48 am**

Oh please. You *knew* where the scruples of the Watch would go to start with!

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:55 am**

Yes, but I wanted to preserve it for future generations...!