Favourite Hobbit

Post by **Landwaster** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:31 am

they're a bit nutty

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:50 am

And that's not at all a bad thing!

It's like getting trout almondine without needing almonds.

Post by **Furls Fire** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:53 am

are you a Troll??? what's next?? gonna start fighting over ways to cook them????

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:58 am

Duh!! Like anybody would say that there's a better way than a slow roast with sage and rosemary!! Sheesh, whadaya think, there's idiots here??

Post by **Furls Fire** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 3:01 am

Post by **Landwaster** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 3:46 am

Yeah but F&F that only works if you pass them around a crowded room on a plate in skewered kebab form.

A whole hobbit should be thrown on an open fire until the skin and hair burns off. Then place the whole lot in a wheelbarrow fill of white wine and replace the guts with fresh fruit.

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 4:24 am

Oh please stop!!!! I'm so hungry I'm gonna die!!!!

Post by **Furls Fire** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 4:30 am

barbarians!!

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 4:38 am

*sigh* Is this one of those female things? "Oh no, you can't cook our friends and chop them up into pieces!!! It's just - not - right!!!"

Post by **Furls Fire** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 4:43 am

*Glares at the haruchai.*

If you so much as touch one hair on one of their big toes, I'll roast you with my hair.

Post by **Forestal** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 4:45 am

they spoil all our fun dont they fist

now who's up for a quick round of bar-b-q'd elf before we're oftie?

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 4:47 am

You know, Fire, you're kinda sexy when you're threatening my life!

nudge nudge

Post by **Furls Fire** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 4:49 am

Don't try that sweet talk with me...

Post by **Forestal** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 4:52 am

worth a shot mate... worth a shot...

lol

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 4:59 am

Dames like her just don't know romance when they see it!

Post by **Landwaster** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 5:00 am

Want to finish this bone, F&F? I'm full as a Queensland copper's wallet.

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 5:01 am

So long as there's some good marrow left!!!

Post by **Furls Fire** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 5:04 am

Oh, I know what romance is

But I doubt hobbit-eating haruchai know what it is. Heck, they haven't even been near their women in 2000 years!

Besides, cannibalism turns me off...

Post by **Forestal** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 5:09 am

all the more reason to get back on the horse my dear

Post by **Landwaster** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 6:15 am

Can't get back on the horse. No horse left. *belch*

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