Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:54 pm**

Auleliel wrote:I don't understand what WoW is, or how one would go about joining it.

https://signup.worldofwarcraft.com/tria ... blade25_04

If I were you I'd hold out for a Klondike bar before signing on the dotted line......

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:55 pm**

Sorus wrote:

'Course, now you've got me wondering which of those would apply to you.

I'd probably go cheap. But I think it would take more than a Klondike bar.

Savor Dam wrote:The Klondike bar is a chocolate coated square of ice cream with no stick. There is an advertising jingle for it, "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

Don't settle for so little.

I always wanted to see a commercial that asked the question, "What would Jesus do....for a Klondike bar."

CovenantJr wrote: I see Watcher action has got a couple of votes now. But still none for celebrities. Clearly none of you know about my eternal infatuation with Winona Ryder. Or am I lying to throw you off the scent? I will not be turned!

Winona Ryder stole my heart up until Dracula came out, and then I kinda lost it for her. Once Reality Bites came out, my heart was my own. Then she started stealing my stuff.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:16 pm**

dANdeLION wrote:
Auleliel wrote:I don't understand what WoW is, or how one would go about joining it.
https://signup.worldofwarcraft.com/tria ... blade25_04

If I were you I'd hold out for a Klondike bar before signing on the dotted line......

Wait, this thing costs actual money? No thank you!

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:40 pm**

Auleliel wrote:
dANdeLION wrote:
Auleliel wrote:I don't understand what WoW is, or how one would go about joining it.
https://signup.worldofwarcraft.com/tria ... blade25_04

If I were you I'd hold out for a Klondike bar before signing on the dotted line......
Wait, this thing costs actual money? No thank you!

Yes, and one of the shadiest things about WoW is you have to pay for it twice. Many MMORPGs (eg. Guild Wars) expect you to buy the game; fair enough. Many others (eg. Warhammer: Age of Reckoning) expect you to download the client and pay a subscription; again, fair enough. World of Warcraft is one of the painful few that demand both.

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:40 am**

Cagliostro wrote:
Sorus wrote:

'Course, now you've got me wondering which of those would apply to you.
I'd probably go cheap. But I think it would take more than a Klondike bar.

Oh? Well, we have a space reserved for you.

Auleliel wrote:Wait, this thing costs actual money? No thank you!

And all your free time. And your soul.

You know you want to.

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:33 pm**

CovenantJr wrote: Yes, and one of the shadiest things about WoW is you have to pay for it twice.

Much like eating at Taco Bell......

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:59 pm**

Damn those subscription taco services.

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:59 pm**

dANdeLION wrote:
CovenantJr wrote: Yes, and one of the shadiest things about WoW is you have to pay for it twice.
Much like eating at Taco Bell......

Posted: **Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:27 pm**

CovenantJr wrote:Damn those subscription taco services.

taco of the month club?

i guess if the pack it in dry ice...

Posted: **Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:37 pm**

sgt.null wrote:
CovenantJr wrote:Damn those subscription taco services.
taco of the month club?

i guess if the pack it in dry ice...

No need. They're like McDonald's french fries -- so full of preservatives that they never go bad.

Posted: **Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:36 pm**

aliantha wrote:No need. They're like McDonald's french fries -- so full of preservatives that they never go bad.

Well...no worse than they were to begin with. Not a lot of downhill room on the varieties of mass-market fast food tacos discussed upthread.

Posted: **Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:30 pm**

Good point!

Posted: **Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:38 pm**

In any case, I don't think fast food will make me join WoW.

Posted: **Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:54 pm**

CovenantJr wrote:In any case, I don't think fast food will make me join WoW.

what if it were slow-cooked fast food?

Posted: **Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:14 pm**

Uh, I was instructed to come to this thread and inform Cov Jr that I have a round trip plane ticket for him and he can stay at my place for an unspecified amount of time. Also, there was something about a monthly fee? I don't know.

What's going on here?

Posted: **Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:17 pm**

Wow, that's almost exactly how Foul set up High Lord Kevin........

Posted: **Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:18 pm**

I'm not so sure I approve of that plan....

Posted: **Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:23 pm**

Don't fret about it; I'm sure you're just being held in reserve as bait for a bigger fish.

Posted: **Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:26 pm**

Oops! Scratch that. It's a ticket for TWO for a romantic vacation on the beautiful Oahu coast. One with Cov's name on it and the other with yours, Jenn.

I'm just the messenger, I don't even know what's happening here and would certainly not recommend WoW to anyone...

Posted: **Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:30 pm**

You know, if WoW stood for World of Waddley, there'd be no need for this thread.

Kevin's Watch

What will it take for CovJr to join WOW?