Insult sword fighting

Post by **CovenantJr** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:48 pm

Vraith wrote:
Cagliostro wrote: Even with his half-hand, he would best you in a duel.

You stand like a walrus, you swing like a hippo, the wit of a goat, and the breath of a komodo dragon.
Yet I stand while you kneel, I swing while you fumble, I retort while you gibber, and I breath while you choke.

Next insult?

Post by **StevieG** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:07 am

Vraith wrote: Yet I stand while you kneel, I swing while you fumble, I retort while you gibber, and I breath while you choke.

You may breathe temporarily, but don't have the gift of speech to even hurl a pathetic insult my way?

Allow me to remove your last redeeming quality - your breath. All others have already clearly been taken from you!

Post by **Krazy Kat** » Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:31 am

Allow me to remove your last redeeming quality - your breath. All others have already clearly been taken from you!

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Post by **gunz** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:44 am

Who among you here enjoyed sword fighting or practiced sword fighting?

Post by **___** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:14 am

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:19 am

wot? ummm - you talking to me?

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Fri Jan 29, 2021 9:46 am

I've seen mice in their dotage that can slice the s=air more effectively with their rotted teeth than you can do with that sword!

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Fri Jan 29, 2021 12:44 pm

Cord Hurn wrote:I've seen mice in their dotage that can slice the s=air more effectively with their rotted teeth than you can do with that sword!

Your skills are clearly in their dotage, and I cut my teeth on swordplay!

Good God, I've had more of a challenge fending off a butterfly than your offensive maneuvers!

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sat Feb 06, 2021 8:48 am

I came here to duel swords with a competent opponent, you knave, and you only challenge me to stay awake whilst I easily slap away your feeble attempts at raising a minute breeze!

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Aug 02, 2024 4:29 am

you smell of elderberries!

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Insult sword fighting

Insult sword fighting