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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:48 pm
by CovenantJr
Vraith wrote:Cagliostro wrote:
Even with his half-hand, he would best you in a duel.
You stand like a walrus, you swing like a hippo, the wit of a goat, and the breath of a komodo dragon.
Yet I stand while you kneel, I swing while you fumble, I retort while you gibber, and I breath while you choke.
Next insult?
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:07 am
by StevieG
Vraith wrote:
Yet I stand while you kneel, I swing while you fumble, I retort while you gibber, and I breath while you choke.
You may breathe temporarily, but don't have the gift of speech to even hurl a pathetic insult my way?
Allow me to remove your last redeeming quality - your breath. All others have already clearly been taken from you!
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:31 am
by Krazy Kat
Allow me to remove your last redeeming quality - your breath. All others have already clearly been taken from you!
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Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:44 am
by gunz
Who among you here enjoyed sword fighting or practiced sword fighting?
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:14 am
by ___
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:19 am
by sgt.null
wot? ummm - you talking to me?
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 9:46 am
by Cord Hurn
I've seen mice in their dotage that can slice the s=air more effectively with their rotted teeth than you can do with that sword!
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 12:44 pm
by deer of the dawn
Cord Hurn wrote:I've seen mice in their dotage that can slice the s=air more effectively with their rotted teeth than you can do with that sword!
Your skills are clearly in their dotage, and I cut my teeth on swordplay!
Good God, I've had more of a challenge fending off a butterfly than your offensive maneuvers!
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2021 8:48 am
by Cord Hurn
I came here to duel swords with a competent opponent, you knave, and you only challenge me to stay awake whilst I easily slap away your feeble attempts at raising a minute breeze!
Insult sword fighting
Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 4:29 am
by sgt.null
you smell of elderberries!