clearfrontier wrote:And only David Owen's fishing sinker ever struck me about the head and that was an accident that I paid for with several stitches. Damn these repressed childhood memories.
Hey, Freud; how's about repressing them some more? I sure don't wanna hear about 'em!
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
clearfrontier wrote:And only David Owen's fishing sinker ever struck me about the head and that was an accident that I paid for with several stitches. Damn these repressed childhood memories.
Hey, Freud; how's about repressing them some more? I sure don't wanna hear about 'em!
The enveloping aura of denial is a colorful garment to be worn like the finest robes, flowing down from one’s shoulders to gather at the feet of your delusion. Ah, the unsteady hold upon the elusive mists of one’s sanity. Ahhh...
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
and we wonder why American children are the most obese and ADHD prone ones on the planet? I'm at work having a Big Mac and "Supersized" fries... no just kidding-I don't eat lunch...
danlo wrote:and we wonder why American children are the most obese and ADHD prone ones on the planet? I'm at work having a Bic Mac and "Supersized" fries... no just kidding-I don't eat lunch...
What are you, three hours behind us here in Tampa Danlo? I see nothing wrong with stuffing one's face with a number 4 value meal with coke for a drink. This occured at noon our time, approximately 3 hours ago. Ahhhhh..... I couldn't come back to this horrible office and waste company time typing this post without a nice fat inducing lunch. Ahhhh....
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
clearfrontier wrote:Ahhhhh..... I couldn't come back to this horrible office and waste company time typing this post without a nice fat inducing lunch. Ahhhh....
Careful; your armor is not "one size fits all". We don't need any rivets popping off....you could poke an eye out
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
The Leper Fairy wrote:I have an oven mitt... can I play?
Do you also have a Cello?
Clear/spidermonkey clumsily slaps at the ping pong ball with his oversized oven mitt. In bounces awkwardly over the net for either dAN/Spidermonkey or The Leper Fairy/Spidermonkey to swat at.
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
clearfrontier wrote:
Clear/spidermonkey clumsily slaps at the with his oversized oven mitt. In bounces awkwardly over the net for either dAN/Spidermonkey or The Leper Fairy/Spidermonkey to swat at.
Leper Fairy/Spidermonkey deftly returns Clear/Spidermonkey's volley; dAN/Spidermonkey smirks wildly. Clear/Spidermonkey grabs ping pong ball and proceeds to tear it apart, vainly looking for the rubber bands inside. dAN/Spidermonkey smirks wildly; and issues a single command: "Nekrima, Vain/Spidermonkey; boil Clear's brains out!" dAN/Spidermonkey smirks wildly; Vain/Spidermonkey clenches his fist. A shrill whistling sound escapes from Clear/Spidermonkey's helmet, followed by lots of steam. dAN/Spidermonkey smirks wildly; and does a triple backflip. Leper Fairy/Spidermonkey grabs another Leper Fairy/Spidermonkey, and dAN/Spidermonkey smirks wildly; the game is resumed.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
dAN wrote:
Leper Fairy/Spidermonkey deftly returns Clear/Spidermonkey's volley; dAN/Spidermonkey smirks wildly. Clear/Spidermonkey grabs ping pong ball and proceeds to tear it apart, vainly looking for the rubber bands inside. dAN/Spidermonkey smirks wildly; and issues a single command: "Nekrima, Vain/Spidermonkey; boil Clear's brains out!" dAN/Spidermonkey smirks wildly; Vain/Spidermonkey clenches his fist. A shrill whistling sound escapes from Clear/Spidermonkey's helmet, followed by lots of steam. dAN/Spidermonkey smirks wildly; and does a triple backflip. Leper Fairy/Spidermonkey grabs another Leper Fairy/Spidermonkey, and dAN/Spidermonkey smirks wildly; the game is resumed.
Must there be so much smirking?
Clear/Spidermonkey's mouth is sore from the constant smirking. His head is vacant of the minute amount of matter he possessed. He tumbles of the edge of the table while the game proceeds.
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
clearfrontier wrote:Must there be so much smirking?
Clear/Spidermonkey's mouth is sore from the constant smirking. His head is vacant of the minute amount of matter he possessed. He tumbles of the edge of the table while the game proceeds.
Yes. With spidermonkeys, smirking is not only possible; it's essential. And your head was vacant the moment it was formed in it's mother's womb. That's why she made you wear that neon "Vacancy" sign around your neck when you were a lad/spidermonkey.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
* 
no just kidding-I don't eat lunch...
