Which title would you earn if you were summoned to the Land?
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- SGuilfoyle1966
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See my sig?
(I burp a lot.)
If I manage to save the Land and get a TON of titles, though,
Hmmm,
Hail Disbeliever, weeper and tormented
unoathed fib and failing mane
Urp-Lord, Sandwich Ender and Doer of Wife,
hail!
Dour pinkied mild magic wielder
Urp earth faux white gold's slave and Lord
Yours are the peaches that preserve.
(I burp a lot.)
If I manage to save the Land and get a TON of titles, though,
Hmmm,
Hail Disbeliever, weeper and tormented
unoathed fib and failing mane
Urp-Lord, Sandwich Ender and Doer of Wife,
hail!
Dour pinkied mild magic wielder
Urp earth faux white gold's slave and Lord
Yours are the peaches that preserve.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
I think you like me because I'm a scoundrel.
Irishman and Gamecock fan
I think you like me because I'm a scoundrel.
Irishman and Gamecock fan
PMSL!!!!SGuilfoyle1966 wrote:See my sig?
(I burp a lot.)
If I manage to save the Land and get a TON of titles, though,
Hmmm,
Hail Disbeliever, weeper and tormented
unoathed fib and failing mane
Urp-Lord, Sandwich Ender and Doer of Wife,
hail!
Dour pinkied mild magic wielder
Urp earth faux white gold's slave and Lord
Yours are the peaches that preserve.
Cracked me upUrp-Lord, Sandwich Ender and Doer of Wife,
hail!
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nice. very very nice. Unfortunately, I think this one falls to Spoonchicken by default.Rocksister wrote:Lored Fowl
Heh heh....
I'd like it to be 'the Conflater', according to my wife it would be 'the Incorrigible.'
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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you crack me up.
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Lord Spoon the Chickenizer....Destroyer of Poultry, Ravisher of Chicks, Ill-Bringer and Prover of Sharp Utensils...Blacksmith of all that is unholy and evil, Constructor of Kitchens and Farms...
"Who enters here, do not lose hope / Who leaves; do not rejoice / Who has not been, shall be here yet / Who has been here, shall never forget" Anonymous / discovered scratched into the wall of a cell in the KGB's Lefortovo Prison in Moscow/originally quoted in the book "Alexander Dolguns Story" (by A.Dolgun),describing the ordeals of an American citizen falsely imprisoned by the Soviet Union from 1948 to 1957.
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"FOOL!" Your former breakfast over me means nothing. It serves me well. Yes, tremble, Watchies....for truly there is chicken dung laid up for you here far beyond anything your petty mortal shovels can cope with ! Hear you all? You are spooned beyond all hope of redemption, and I shall feast upon your very freshly laid eggs ! *muhuhuhuhahahahaha...*
"Who enters here, do not lose hope / Who leaves; do not rejoice / Who has not been, shall be here yet / Who has been here, shall never forget" Anonymous / discovered scratched into the wall of a cell in the KGB's Lefortovo Prison in Moscow/originally quoted in the book "Alexander Dolguns Story" (by A.Dolgun),describing the ordeals of an American citizen falsely imprisoned by the Soviet Union from 1948 to 1957.
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Vraith wrote:nice. very very nice. Unfortunately, I think this one falls to Spoonchicken by default.Rocksister wrote:Lored Fowl
Heh heh....
...ummm...thanks.....I "think"...
"Who enters here, do not lose hope / Who leaves; do not rejoice / Who has not been, shall be here yet / Who has been here, shall never forget" Anonymous / discovered scratched into the wall of a cell in the KGB's Lefortovo Prison in Moscow/originally quoted in the book "Alexander Dolguns Story" (by A.Dolgun),describing the ordeals of an American citizen falsely imprisoned by the Soviet Union from 1948 to 1957.
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Rocksister has gone nuts - She thinks she's Lord Fowl. We'd turn her in but we need the eggs!
Your politicians screwed you over and you are suprised by this?
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
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or instead of an Ur-Lord, you could be an Ummm-Lord, all the perks and no one expects anything.jackgiantkiller wrote:im not upto the the stress and responsability ov urlord so ill be a 'ur cattle herder'
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.