Kevin's Watch

Being a school teacher AND family father the only thing on my list is to experience SILENCE.

Ironically I think I'll have to kick the bucket first to get it.

Nifty idea, wonder why I never noticed it before: Mine is....
Read Seareach's naughty list.
Learn Mandarin
Visit China, especially the places my Sifu's Sifu trained.
Publish a book.
Go to Scotland, copy records, and prove to my family I'm right [they fought for years whether we're Irish or Scot...Scot won, then I found out we're actually Vikings]
Spend a week alone in the Sahara, or at least a significantly large and isolated desert.

And Vain: You should digitally record your stoned hammock sex skinny dip and bury it in your capsule [but keep a copy to screen at an Elohimfest ]

By the way, I liked the Movie. I teared up when Jack Nicholson finally kissed the most beautiful girl in the world.

My bucket list includes a lot of travel to.
Mainly the Moon. I want to stand on the Moon and see the Earth.
But if I have to be realistic....
Nope, that's all I want to do.

High Lord Tolkien wrote:By the way, I liked the Movie. I teared up when Jack Nicholson finally kissed the most beautiful girl in the world.

My bucket list includes a lot of travel to.
Mainly the Moon. I want to stand on the Moon and see the Earth.
But if I have to be realistic....
Nope, that's all I want to do.

It's a cool one...if you're young enough, maybe it can happen...if we're going
with unrealistic, I'd add to my list, the one thing I want to do before I die, is NOT DIE! [as long as I can be healthy doing it, I know all the malaise/ennui/boredom thoughts on immortality...but I think I'd have to be bored a looooooooong time to prefer death]

Vraith wrote: And Vain: You should digitally record your stoned hammock sex skinny dip and bury it in your capsule [but keep a copy to screen at an Elohimfest ]

That is an excellent idea !! However, considering Avatar may well be my enabler ito getting stoned, I may have to arrange a completely different stoned hammock sex skinny dipping session

lucimay wrote:oh..yeah. and a viking funeral please.

A-f*&^ing-men!!! Me too. If we lived a lot closer to each other, I'd suggest we make a pact.

Vain wrote:

Vraith wrote: And Vain: You should digitally record your stoned hammock sex skinny dip and bury it in your capsule [but keep a copy to screen at an Elohimfest ]

That is an excellent idea !! However, considering Avatar may well be my enabler ito getting stoned, I may have to arrange a completely different stoned hammock sex skinny dipping session

OOOOOHHH...when Avatar said "hook you up" thought meant "be your backyard pimp...

Fist and Faith wrote:

lucimay wrote:oh..yeah. and a viking funeral please.

A-f*&^ing-men!!! Me too. If we lived a lot closer to each other, I'd suggest we make a pact.

i'm not too embarassed to say i got the idea from a movie i
saw years ago...



its a good movie and i just must must have that kind of send off.
i want a bigass bonfire on the beach, tho and some seriously loud
led zeppelin (in my time of dying? ramble on? ) playin, preferably
live but recorded will do.

so, who knows where i'll be living at the time, fist. maybe we'll
be closer by then. or maybe we should make a pact anyway.
i've been tellin my closest girlfriends for years that this is what i want
and they're in charge but who knows if they've taken me seriously
or not. but i AM serious. dead serious. heh.

ohhh yeah and i almost forgot...every one in attedance has to say this
as they shoot the flaming arrows...


Buliwyf: 'Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see...
Herger the Joyous: My mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.
Buliwyf: 'Lo, there do I see...
Herger the Joyous: The line of my people...
Edgtho the Silent: Back to the beginning.
Weath the Musician: 'Lo, they do call to me.
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: They bid me take my place among them.
Buliwyf: In the halls of Valhalla...
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: Where the brave...
Herger the Joyous: May live...
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: ...forever.

I think having a Pharoah funeral would be cool. You guys can start building the pyramid now

You wanna smoke a joint?
I don't recommend it.
Kinda burns your throat and burns up more pot than you'd otherwise smoke.
Better you should do bong hits!
Lots of groovy, deep, sexy bong hits!
That's my bucket list right there:
one and only one item!
To put a big fat bowl out of a sexy man or woman's mouth and suck the smoke from they ass!

Lord Zombiac wrote:That's my bucket list right there:
one and only one item!
To put a big fat bowl out of a sexy man or woman's mouth and suck the smoke from they ass!

I wouldn't recommend it. The "bong water" is much more foul.

Much better to smoke it out of a human skull.

Tentacle rape.

That is all.

^cleary watches too much Manga^

danlo wrote:^cleary watches too much Manga^

No, actually. But I suppose in this case ya can't rape the willing.


I would hit it like the fist of an angry god...

hhhmm..somebody having a tough time gettin to sleep at nite?

Not one for buckets i'll scratch seducing a southern belle nymphet off the list. Could be painful.
,,and lets see , Vain has all of mankind covered.and ...yada yada,,so that leaves ..
Yes, I'd like to talk a despondent, full of despair ,off his rocker, person out of killing someone or a bunch of folks, before I die.

Bucket list... hmmmm.. bucket list..

Not yet..


Make get a bucket to big to kick.

close the zoo to everyone else for one day and meet all the animals one on one.

I want to go to Disney World and kick Pooh right square in the honey pot.

* Be in a Shakespeare play.
* Commend various people to their parents, commend the parents of the same to their children. =)
* See if I can get some uber-"La Leche League"/breastfeeding/attachment-parenting-mommas to put their money (and time) where their mouths are and provide support for under-resourced mothers who want to breastfeed. (that last one has a bit of spite, sigh.)
* Promote some of the parenting secrets of the Amish in modern America.

So how's everybody been doing on their bucket lists?

Mine;

write that book that has been plaguing me all my life
scuba dive in the islands
tell my father.....everything that's on my mind
remember my dreams
see the arctic
plant a garden
sky dive
have an animal rescue
see the yucatan
wear spike heels with falling on my face
fall in love
visit tibet
make a hardboiled egg that peels properly
look at myself and like what i see
carve a statue
get my dog to come when i call
see the united states
see my brother be happy
parasail in switzerland
let my nails grow
see a whale
share my poetry
walk softly in andelain

these are the only things I can knock off the list.
make a hardboiled egg that peels properly
get my dog to come when i call
plant a garden

But I really think my list needs revision. So many things have changed. My priorities have changed.

First of all, lets get rid of the para-sailing and sky diving. My back will thank me.
and it is not important to tell my father anything, never mind the truth.
I'd like to carve a statue but it isn't in my bucket list anymore.
No more spike heels. Who cares.
Not interested in poetry anymore.

So here is my new bucket list
Finish my book. On page 400
See Tibet, Yucatan, Arctic and a bunch of other places.
Find contentment.
Find meaning.
Find some version of love.


And I am now the hard boiled egg queen