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stonemaybe
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Why do you think they call it bacon?Menolly wrote:Don't fry bacon, period.Vader wrote:Don't fry bacon naked.
Bake it.
Is there not great irony in the Watch's Jewish Mama providing definitive guidance on the preparation of that particular foodstuff?
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My friend, Julie Beeler, wife of the founder and owner of Beelers Pure Pork is the ultimate Jewish mama who married in to the pork producing family. She is the definitive Jewish authority on that particular foodstuff.
...and is who taught me to bake bacon in the oven and heat my smoked hams in the dishwasher.
My friend, Julie Beeler, wife of the founder and owner of Beelers Pure Pork is the ultimate Jewish mama who married in to the pork producing family. She is the definitive Jewish authority on that particular foodstuff.
...and is who taught me to bake bacon in the oven and heat my smoked hams in the dishwasher.
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Orlion
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In the dishwasher?! How does that work? Wouldn't it make your dishes smell like ham?
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First, you have to make sure the ham is wrapped in top quality cryo-wrap; it needs to withstand the heat from the water and not melt.Orlion wrote:In the dishwasher?! How does that work? Wouldn't it make your dishes smell like ham?
You place it in the dishwasher alone, on the top rack. You need the type of top rack that has the folding supports for cups and smaller plates so you can lay them flat.
Put the still wrapped ham on the top rack, close the dishwasher and run for two cycles without the heat dry. You only want the hot water cycles to run.
At the end of the second cycle, remove from rack, unwrap and glaze in the oven if desired. If glazing is not desired, check with an instant read thermometer that the ham has come to 140 degrees F. If glazing or needing to heat further to reach 140 degrees F once unwrapped, put in a 325 degree F oven until 140 degrees is reached. Remove and serve.
And I agree, Murrin.
Ham-scented dishes wouldn't be all that bad.
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Always look on the bright side of death [twee- twee, twee twee, twee twee, twee twee].
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the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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Just before you draw your terminal breath!
(And thanks for the info, Menolly!)
(And thanks for the info, Menolly!)
'Tis dream to think that Reason can
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
- Herman Melville
I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!
"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
-John Crowley
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
- Herman Melville
I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!
"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
-John Crowley
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Cameraman Jenn
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Don't play with fire.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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