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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:28 pm
by sgt.null
what did the surrealist cross the road?
orange colored sheet metal!
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:01 pm
by stonemaybe
I was offered eight legs of venison for £40 today
Is that too dear?
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:05 am
by balon!
What's the difference between a moose and an ant?
A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:42 pm
by Vraith
the difference between a cat and a comma?
cat has claws at the end of paws, comma has pause at the end of clause.
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:38 pm
by Cagliostro
sgt.null wrote:what did the surrealist cross the road?
orange colored sheet metal!
This is my new favorite joke.
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:48 am
by Harbinger
What eleven letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
Incorrectly.
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:21 pm
by sgt.null
thank you cag.
what do deer nuts and beer nuts have in common?
you can find both under a buck!