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kevinswatch wrote:

Syl wrote:Don't really know what's going on here, but my two thoughts/cents

A) Don't feed the trolls.
B) Why is this in A&S?

This sums up my first reaction.

I really need to try to get onto the Watch more often.............

-jay

I believed this a fair and balance place to Announce my feelings. I went to an all boys school where we got all our problems with each other out in front of the class! Not with fists of flesh and mottled bone but of hammer handed word fists.

___ wrote:Promise me one thing; that you won't ever change.

Ask me to promise you the world, my love, and I will track the owner down, murderize him, and steal for you the deed.

Also... who are you?

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And since it's still stuck to the top of the forum, you may want to check the posting guidelines for this forum.

The most awesome former forum moderator wrote:Please limit new topics to those relevant to Kevin's Watch or Stephen R. Donaldson. More personal announcements should be posted in General Discussion or The Summonsing (announcements concerning non-admin comings and goings, for example). Exceptions can be made, of course, but they will be few. 'Announcements' as opposed to 'announcements,' so to speak.

Has anyone been naive enough, like myself to actually Google The Red Father??

I did.

Even with Quotation Marks, the only real things that come up are quotes from the middle of sentences about Erik the Red's father....oh and links to the Noah's Ark Thread

babybottomfeeder wrote:

kevinswatch wrote:

Syl wrote:Don't really know what's going on here, but my two thoughts/cents

A) Don't feed the trolls.
B) Why is this in A&S?

This sums up my first reaction.

I really need to try to get onto the Watch more often.............

-jay

I believed this a fair and balance place to Announce my feelings. I went to an all boys school where we got all our problems with each other out in front of the class! Not with fists of flesh and mottled bone but of hammer handed word fists.

Sounds like you took some lithium and read a Roald Dahl novel.

Seriously Bottom Feeder. This is the test to see if you'll become a working, breathing part of KW or just something that spouts nonsense and has to be cordoned off. Why not actually add some substantial thoughts to some threads? Go discuss things. Be a part. Humbly, meekly. Cooperatively.

Then, one day, we might all look back and laugh.

As for this topic: I think all this ranting belongs in the trash bin. Or General Discussion. Not that Gen. Discussion is a trashy place! But there you go. Even there I believe it has no home. Sorry.

Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:... who are you?

Oh, sorry. In a past life, you knew me as dANdeLION.

Lord Foul wrote:

babybottomfeeder wrote:

kevinswatch wrote: This sums up my first reaction.

I really need to try to get onto the Watch more often.............

-jay

I believed this a fair and balance place to Announce my feelings. I went to an all boys school where we got all our problems with each other out in front of the class! Not with fists of flesh and mottled bone but of hammer handed word fists.

Sounds like you took some lithium and read a Roald Dahl novel.

Specifically speaking, BBF, I think all this ranting belongs in the trash bin. Or General Discussion. Not that Gen. Discussion is a trashy place! But there you go. Even there I believe it has no home. Sorry.

Ha, ha, ha ,

At the bequest of a certain Forum post-pop topic topper, I read through many of your posts (not all 8 million though! Get it! Because you ghosted like 800000 posts ) And I see that you are kidding most of the time? I think I am right in assuming you are in the here and now as well!
Oh wise and gentle grinning . Has this been my hazing to enter your Forum club ? I seriously oneder because you seem to show me some type of blind hatred? My hats-and-whales sir, I am attempting to rewrite my own history of bads and dones, with goods and steadfastings? PLEASE, ILLUSTRATE if this is a joke! I want to stay and become wise with the guys not try and leave or step to the side and read this forum the way I did pryor to last year It was nice to learn about alot of you but I wanted to be a part of it Please illustrate guys I guess this is an illustration clarification for all means-of-Forums <---Get it ? I'm trying to be ALOT more upbeat because I know my attacking has caused grief.

And some day BBF will be posting on KW (in virtual smell-o-vision by then, I assume) to some other whippersnapper, telling them to shape up and fly right, and the cycle will be complete.

babybottomfeeder wrote:oneder

Hey, they changed their name to the Wonders right after they got signed.

Syl wrote:And some day BBF will be posting on KW (in virtual smell-o-vision by then, I assume) to some other whippersnapper, telling them to shape up and fly right, and the cycle will be complete.

Am I not a poet? I'm trying to make a poem of a man's life here. See?

Seriously though, BBF. If I'm getting into you at all; if you hear this beyond whatever your motives really are: KW is an awesome place. We're really friendly people. Short of marrying us, we'd do just about anything for you, but first you need to just honestly be a part of some discussions and contribute. I think you know how to do that if you can create topics.

Sure. I've had arguments and run-ins with just about everyone here. But I've also met some awesome people, built myself up over the years (not all thanks to KW, of course, or they'd charge a fee), and I'd say I wouldn't trade my experiences and the folks here I've met for a room full of gold bricks. Or at least I'd hesitate.

I will take your room full of gold bricks. Give them to me.

So guys, does this mean I am a full fledged cowboy-and-hobbes? Did you ever see that movie Empire Sdrocer? That kid Walt in that movie is like 10 and then in the next scene he's like a year older and they LET him work behind the counter? I'm not crazy, I KNOW that one of the words in this post is wrong but thought it might be fun brain teaser for you to unravel? Ravel vs Unravel---you decide . I like this kind of sweet kidding-folk talk Instead of verbal abusting.

Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:I will take your room full of gold bricks. Give them to me.

Pfff. You're a woman. Eve had the Garden of Eden and it wasn't enough! Those bricks will be turned into jewels, jewels to pawn shop dollars and then items on QVC. Once you tire of them it will be converted to a stash of chocolate to coincide with Oprah. Oh, hope to see you in New Mexico by the way!

-Just how long IS it until April starts??

Lord Foul wrote:Pfff. You're a woman. Eve had the Garden of Eden and it wasn't enough! Those bricks will be turned into jewels, jewels to pawn shop dollars and then items on QVC. Once you tire of them it will be converted to a stash of chocolate to coincide with Oprah. Oh, hope to see you in New Mexico by the way!

Dude, I was just gonna buy smack. And shoes. Nothing makes me happier than a baggy of black tar heroin and a pair of new stilettos. Nothing in the world.

I'll see you there, kitten.

---And; www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkKxGzm98AU

...from the soundtrack??

Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:

Lord Foul wrote:Pfff. You're a woman. Eve had the Garden of Eden and it wasn't enough! Those bricks will be turned into jewels, jewels to pawn shop dollars and then items on QVC. Once you tire of them it will be converted to a stash of chocolate to coincide with Oprah. Oh, hope to see you in New Mexico by the way!

Dude, I was just gonna buy smack. And shoes. Nothing makes me happier than a baggy of black tar heroin and a pair of new stilettos. Nothing in the world.

I'll see you there, kitten.

Meow. Meow meow.

Lord Foul wrote:

Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:

Lord Foul wrote:Pfff. You're a woman. Eve had the Garden of Eden and it wasn't enough! Those bricks will be turned into jewels, jewels to pawn shop dollars and then items on QVC. Once you tire of them it will be converted to a stash of chocolate to coincide with Oprah. Oh, hope to see you in New Mexico by the way!

Dude, I was just gonna buy smack. And shoes. Nothing makes me happier than a baggy of black tar heroin and a pair of new stilettos. Nothing in the world.

I'll see you there, kitten.

Meow. Meow meow.

Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:

Lord Foul wrote:Pfff. You're a woman. Eve had the Garden of Eden and it wasn't enough! Those bricks will be turned into jewels, jewels to pawn shop dollars and then items on QVC. Once you tire of them it will be converted to a stash of chocolate to coincide with Oprah. Oh, hope to see you in New Mexico by the way!

Dude, I was just gonna buy smack. And shoes. Nothing makes me happier than a baggy of black tar heroin and a pair of new stilettos. Nothing in the world.

I'll see you there, kitten.

Are you serious? You seem like a nice person in so far as my topic? I know you are kidding about the paranoid smack? What about the pair of stilettos? Do people really wear that kind of hops-and-tails plowboy ornamentation in day to day life or is it a joke. I' don't grow you, but I think you are serious? My last girlfriend just wore slip on tommy rydells or back off shoes. No offense but I think that's an impractical piece of ornamentation to wear day in day out to work or driving? How do you drive in stilettos? Is it like indiana jones and the fuman goo temple of You where the kid has what pencils are made of on his feet? Does it cast irons out and reign in hormones as my family always says I tried to call my sister yesterday and tell her about all this stuff on here and at work but she is so confused by all this crap! All this internet crap she calls it? She's won of those herbal rave crunchy golem statues on the cathedral you see butterballing it through their day to day living. Those friends of the earth mother-be-gone-im-the-mother=now types from the late 80's. What did they call that hammer handed time? Wasn't the first move or 2nd? I don't know but anywho, she doesn't what a cigarette butt from the internet to call her own if you know what I mean. She really hates shopping and doesn't call me often as she calls at her friends house. We are totally different people as she likes the forest and so do I but On a computer. I'm kidding I love the forest but can't stand those mesopotamian google goons with their hard harted hannah hanging harmonies.

I hate how smug people have been, but am glad they apologized to me.

Dude, seriously, If you think I was rough on you before, trust me, it was nothing. If you manage to talk Waddley out of wearing stilettos, I swear I'll hunt you down and make you pay.