Misheard Song Lyrics

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon May 21, 2012 6:22 pm

Iolanthe wrote:Four hundred children and a croc in the field

Lucille (Kenny Rogers)

as kids we sang

four hundred children and a cop in the field...

Website · Post by **Iolanthe** » Mon May 21, 2012 7:29 pm

sgt.null wrote:
Iolanthe wrote:Four hundred children and a croc in the field

Lucille (Kenny Rogers)
as kids we sang

four hundred children and a cop in the field...

Actually it was Terry Wogan on the breakfast show who used to sing those words.

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon May 21, 2012 7:58 pm

no idea who she is...

Paul McCartney's, "Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"

Misheard Lyrics:

Admiral Halsey horrified me
He had to have a pill or he couldn't go to sea
I had another toke and I had a cup of tea and a butterfly (A Butterfly?)
The butterfly was horrid, so I put it in the pie.

Original Lyrics:

Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie. (Butter pie?)
The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.

Website · Post by **Iolanthe** » Tue May 22, 2012 11:57 am

He is here

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006z6tc

Can't believe you've never heard of Terry Wogan

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue May 22, 2012 4:41 pm

well i do live in the us of a...

The Beatles', "Ticket to Ride"

Misheard Lyrics:

She's got a chicken to ride and she don't care

Original Lyrics:

She's got a ticket to ride and she don't care

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Wed May 23, 2012 12:34 am

A number of years ago there was a popular chorus we sang in church that went,

"He is exalted, the King is exalted on high, I will praise Him..."

Friends of ours were on a road trip with their kids and one of them starts singing,

"He is insulted, the King is insulted..."

They're trying not to die laughing, but the next oldest kid says knowingly, "That's not how it goes. It's:

"He is exhausted, the King is exhausted..."

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed May 23, 2012 1:21 pm

Bill Medley & Jennifer Warren
I've Had the Time of My Life
Now I've had a time with your wife

Post by **I'm Murrin** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:37 pm

I can still smell your own wee. - Noisettes, 24 Hours.

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:45 pm

AC/DC
You Shook Me All Night Long
She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 3:11 pm

I got the moobs like Jagger

Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:59 pm

lovely samples) Remembered one today on hearing that song again... Teo Torriate by Queen.

In the quiet of the night let our candle always burn
Let us never lose the lessons we have learned

Certainly, I didn't hear it all at first

In the quiet of the night let our kettle always burn

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:58 am

rem sing in Begin the Begin

a philanderer's tie
a murderer's shoe

i always heard it as

the land does die
and murder's you

i prefer my lyrics

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:09 pm

Lady Gaga:

My poor poor poor poor poor poor poor poor face

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 4:19 pm

Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.

Real Lyric That's me in the corner, That's me in the spotlight.

Artist R.E.M.
Song Losing My Religion

Mon Sep 24, 2012 10:29 am

Just seen a comment on YouTube

"Sh--- it's called "Thunderhorse"? And here I am googling "Fuck a Horse" for the past 2 hours...."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g45edLv8mm0

Cool new additions) And, Sarge, you already posted that Begin the Begin mishearing on the first page, as well as the AC/DC one - though I have to admit they're good and may be repeated)

Post by **I'm Murrin** » Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:08 am

We fell in love with a hobo's face. - Rihanna

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:41 am

XTC - Senses Working Overtime
A friend's kid came up with this one
And it's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
6 is working overtime.

Post by **I'm Murrin** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:02 pm

Na na na nanana na. Nanana na. Hey, dude.

Post by **Linna Heartbooger** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 11:01 pm

Misheard:
"Well the "G" men, "T" men, revenuers, too
Searchin' for the place where THE NATIVES brew."

Real lyrics, almost as nutty, actually:
"Well the "G" men, "T" men, revenuers, too
Searchin' for the place where he made his brew"

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 1:48 pm

I misheard this in the car on the way home:

"Just give me Buddha Pie"

My daughter, eyes rolling, informed me that it is actually:

"Just give me one more night"

Kevin's Watch

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Misheard Song Lyrics