Good news, Bad news

A haven for game threads.

Moderator: Damelon

Post Reply
User avatar
sgt.null
Jack of Odd Trades, Master of Fun
Posts: 48343
Joined: Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:53 am
Location: Brazoria, Texas
Has thanked: 8 times
Been thanked: 10 times

Post by sgt.null »

good news the ponies are the same;

the bad news is that the cows are carnivores
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Top
User avatar
Frostheart Grueburn
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 1827
Joined: Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:47 pm
Location: Gianthome

Post by Frostheart Grueburn »

Good: the cows devour only pestilential insects that elsewise would destroy crops

Bad: Foul's servant is masquerading as a harmless pastel-hued pony and is attempting to filch the white gold windchimes

(I find it amusing that this thread keeps somehow converging back to ponies, no matter what. :lol:)
Top
User avatar
deer of the dawn
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 6758
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:48 pm
Location: Jos, Nigeria
Contact:
Contact deer of the dawn

Post by deer of the dawn »

Good news: Lord Foul Poniness gorges on the abundance of pest-free crops and becomes so obese he can't look for the windchimes.

Bad news: The reverberations from the chimes are playing havoc with the space-time continuum.
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria

ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
Top
User avatar
Frostheart Grueburn
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 1827
Joined: Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:47 pm
Location: Gianthome

Post by Frostheart Grueburn »

Good: the rifts in the space-time continuum are creating portals to exciting new universes

Bad: Three currently open up in Foul's Creche, two in Sarangrave Flat, one straight in the Lurker's belly, one inside Sandgorgon's Doom and four loop beneath the nose of an immensely pissed-off Longwrath, no matter where he traipses
Top
User avatar
DoctorGamgee
Bloodguard
Posts: 750
Joined: Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:54 pm
Location: Laredo, TX

Post by DoctorGamgee »

The Bad News is that Longwrath is cheesed off because his portal opens into Teletubby World.

The Good news is that Tinky Winky has made a new friend!
Proud father of G-minor and the Bean
Top
User avatar
sgt.null
Jack of Odd Trades, Master of Fun
Posts: 48343
Joined: Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:53 am
Location: Brazoria, Texas
Has thanked: 8 times
Been thanked: 10 times

Post by sgt.null »

the good news is that Tinky has made friends with the Osmond Bros.

the bad news is this is a mirror universe Osmond Bros - and now the prepare for the culling.
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Top
User avatar
deer of the dawn
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 6758
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:48 pm
Location: Jos, Nigeria
Contact:
Contact deer of the dawn

Post by deer of the dawn »

The good news is the abundance of white bell-bottoms: the ponies are beside themselves with joy, and flee to Osmond world, taking over.

The bad news is that the Lurker has indigestion....
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria

ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
Top
User avatar
sgt.null
Jack of Odd Trades, Master of Fun
Posts: 48343
Joined: Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:53 am
Location: Brazoria, Texas
Has thanked: 8 times
Been thanked: 10 times

Post by sgt.null »

the good new is the Lurker found a cure

the bad news is the cure is raw human flesh
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Top
User avatar
Frostheart Grueburn
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 1827
Joined: Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:47 pm
Location: Gianthome

Post by Frostheart Grueburn »

Good: it can be grown from stem cells without harming living beings

Bad: Longwrath has kidnapped Rainbow Dash (and thus unwittingly also the Guitar of Law), and demands Linden for ransom
Top
User avatar
deer of the dawn
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 6758
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:48 pm
Location: Jos, Nigeria
Contact:
Contact deer of the dawn

Post by deer of the dawn »

Good: Linden finds the Guitar and wields it while escaping on Rainbow Dash through a wormhole back to Andelain.

Bad: Longwrath follows her back through, and the Lurker is getting really well-fed.
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria

ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
Top
User avatar
sgt.null
Jack of Odd Trades, Master of Fun
Posts: 48343
Joined: Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:53 am
Location: Brazoria, Texas
Has thanked: 8 times
Been thanked: 10 times

Post by sgt.null »

good - the Lurker is feeding on Beiber clones.

bad - someone is making Beiber clones.
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Top
User avatar
deer of the dawn
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 6758
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:48 pm
Location: Jos, Nigeria
Contact:
Contact deer of the dawn

Post by deer of the dawn »

Good news- they're all going to feed the Lurker.

Bad news- they're all going to feed the Lurker!
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria

ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
Top
User avatar
sgt.null
Jack of Odd Trades, Master of Fun
Posts: 48343
Joined: Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:53 am
Location: Brazoria, Texas
Has thanked: 8 times
Been thanked: 10 times

Post by sgt.null »

Bad news- they're all going to feed the Lurker!

good news - Beiber prime has been caught
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Top
User avatar
deer of the dawn
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 6758
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:48 pm
Location: Jos, Nigeria
Contact:
Contact deer of the dawn

Post by deer of the dawn »

Good news-- Planet Pony is sick of Joan Jett; they gratefully receive Justin Bieber for their next round of entertainment.

Bad news: They got the freakin' volume up so loud there's not a planet where it can't be felt.
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria

ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
Top
User avatar
sgt.null
Jack of Odd Trades, Master of Fun
Posts: 48343
Joined: Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:53 am
Location: Brazoria, Texas
Has thanked: 8 times
Been thanked: 10 times

Post by sgt.null »

good news - the loud music hides the screams

bad news - those are your sceams
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Top
User avatar
Cord Hurn
Servant of the Band
Posts: 7902
Joined: Mon Oct 28, 2013 7:08 pm
Location: Tucson, Arizona, USA
Has thanked: 15 times
Been thanked: 13 times

Post by Cord Hurn »

Good news: your screams make you deaf enough that you can't hear Justin Beiber anymore

Bad news: You also can't hear the ponies stampeding towards you.
Top
User avatar
samrw3
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 1883
Joined: Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:05 am
Been thanked: 4 times

Post by samrw3 »

good news: Those are trained ponies that stop before they get to you

bad news: the advance of ponies hid the advance of angry Justin Bieber fans
Top
User avatar
Skyweir
Lord of Light
Posts: 27122
Joined: Sat Mar 16, 2002 6:27 am
Location: Australia
Has thanked: 3 times
Been thanked: 21 times

Post by Skyweir »

Good news ... the angry beibsters being inherently stupid rush straight past you

Bad news ... the trained ponies block your escape
ImageImageImageImage
keep smiling 😊 :D 😊

'Smoke me a kipper .. I'll be back for breakfast!'
Image

EZBoard SURVIVOR
Top
User avatar
samrw3
The Gap Into Spam
Posts: 1883
Joined: Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:05 am
Been thanked: 4 times

Post by samrw3 »

good news: the ponies block your escape into a big canyon that the bieber fans just dropped into

bad news: the police are coming to question your involvement
Top
User avatar
Khaliban
Watchman, Second Class
Posts: 3018
Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2004 5:55 am
Location: Evanston, IL
Been thanked: 2 times
Contact:
Contact Khaliban

Post by Khaliban »

good news: The police understand once they see the bieberites

bad news: Both you and the police are stuck between ponies and bieberites
"This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put."


Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess

Some Stories: FanFiction or Archive Of Our Own
Top
Post Reply

Return to “In Pursuit of Mallory”