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Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:03 pm**

good news the ponies are the same;

the bad news is that the cows are carnivores

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:13 pm**

Good: the cows devour only pestilential insects that elsewise would destroy crops

Bad: Foul's servant is masquerading as a harmless pastel-hued pony and is attempting to filch the white gold windchimes

(I find it amusing that this thread keeps somehow converging back to ponies, no matter what.

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Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:53 am**

Good news: Lord Foul Poniness gorges on the abundance of pest-free crops and becomes so obese he can't look for the windchimes.

Bad news: The reverberations from the chimes are playing havoc with the space-time continuum.

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2012 12:10 pm**

Good: the rifts in the space-time continuum are creating portals to exciting new universes

Bad: Three currently open up in Foul's Creche, two in Sarangrave Flat, one straight in the Lurker's belly, one inside Sandgorgon's Doom and four loop beneath the nose of an immensely pissed-off Longwrath, no matter where he traipses

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2012 12:21 pm**

The Bad News is that Longwrath is cheesed off because his portal opens into Teletubby World.

The Good news is that Tinky Winky has made a new friend!

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:00 pm**

the good news is that Tinky has made friends with the Osmond Bros.

the bad news is this is a mirror universe Osmond Bros - and now the prepare for the culling.

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:10 pm**

The good news is the abundance of white bell-bottoms: the ponies are beside themselves with joy, and flee to Osmond world, taking over.

The bad news is that the Lurker has indigestion....

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:51 pm**

the good new is the Lurker found a cure

the bad news is the cure is raw human flesh

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:01 pm**

Good: it can be grown from stem cells without harming living beings

Bad: Longwrath has kidnapped Rainbow Dash (and thus unwittingly also the Guitar of Law), and demands Linden for ransom

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:37 pm**

Good: Linden finds the Guitar and wields it while escaping on Rainbow Dash through a wormhole back to Andelain.

Bad: Longwrath follows her back through, and the Lurker is getting really well-fed.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:38 pm**

good - the Lurker is feeding on Beiber clones.

bad - someone is making Beiber clones.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:27 pm**

Good news- they're all going to feed the Lurker.

Bad news- they're all going to feed the Lurker!

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:26 pm**

Bad news- they're all going to feed the Lurker!

good news - Beiber prime has been caught

Posted: **Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:27 pm**

Good news-- Planet Pony is sick of Joan Jett; they gratefully receive Justin Bieber for their next round of entertainment.

Bad news: They got the freakin' volume up so loud there's not a planet where it can't be felt.

Posted: **Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:33 pm**

good news - the loud music hides the screams

bad news - those are your sceams

Posted: **Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:14 pm**

Good news: your screams make you deaf enough that you can't hear Justin Beiber anymore

Bad news: You also can't hear the ponies stampeding towards you.

Posted: **Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:45 pm**

good news: Those are trained ponies that stop before they get to you

bad news: the advance of ponies hid the advance of angry Justin Bieber fans

Posted: **Tue Apr 10, 2018 12:31 pm**

Good news ... the angry beibsters being inherently stupid rush straight past you

Bad news ... the trained ponies block your escape

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2018 12:57 pm**

good news: the ponies block your escape into a big canyon that the bieber fans just dropped into

bad news: the police are coming to question your involvement

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:39 am**

good news: The police understand once they see the bieberites

bad news: Both you and the police are stuck between ponies and bieberites

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