Kevin's Watch

Shaun das Schaf wrote:(Bazza, to explain that, there is a long-standing belief here at the Watch that Austraya does not exist.)

This cognates with Avatar's recent implication that Nordics aren't humans. Regarding Australia, the Watch simply cannot handle that their 'Here Be Dragons' area should be re-labeled as 'Here Be Sheep'. It just doesn't sound quite as mysterious.

Bazza, do stay! There's quite a lot more to Covenant than e-books.

Zorm wrote:This cognates with Avatar's recent implication that Nordics aren't humans. Regarding Australia, the Watch simply cannot handle that their 'Here Be Dragons' area should be re-labeled as 'Here Be Sheep'. It just doesn't sound quite as mysterious.

Unbeknownst to the majority of animal historians, we sheep used to breathe fire. Unfortunately our wool is highly flammable and one too many accidents brought us near extinction. Personally, I think we should return to our fiery days and just keep Ali on hand to knit a constant supply of replacement coats. What about it Ali? The pay's crap but the work's hard.

australia oztralia...

myth - ayers/airs myth...

As anybody should be able to see from his profile, he's a Kiwi.

Welcome to the Watch.

--A

Avatar wrote:As anybody should be able to see from his profile, he's a Kiwi.

Welcome to the Watch.

--A

He didn't have a location at the time I posted! (He was probably spurred into adding one by the ignominy of being mistaken for an Australian!) Oh well, at least he exists now. And now that he does, I shall stop referring to him in the 3rd person and say...

Hello and welcome Baz.

Shaun das Schaf wrote:He didn't have a location at the time I posted! (He was probably spurred into adding one by the ignominy of being mistaken for an Australian!)

Hmmmmm...

Ok, I'll believe you.

--A

Welcome bazza!

Stick around, us Kiwis are endangered even on here.

Shaun das Schaf wrote:

Zorm wrote:This cognates with Avatar's recent implication that Nordics aren't humans. Regarding Australia, the Watch simply cannot handle that their 'Here Be Dragons' area should be re-labeled as 'Here Be Sheep'. It just doesn't sound quite as mysterious.

Unbeknownst to the majority of animal historians, we sheep used to breathe fire. Unfortunately our wool is highly flammable and one too many accidents brought us near extinction. Personally, I think we should return to our fiery days and just keep Ali on hand to knit a constant supply of replacement coats. What about it Ali? The pay's crap but the work's hard.

When you put it that way, it sounds like an offer I can refuse.

That's a good sign anyway, adding more statistics here, bazza, you can also add a signature with lots of stuff, and people can find your posts through your profile, it doesn't show much currently, you should work on that)

As for the location-related posts - what should it be about me? Radioactive mutants, almost extinct, one representative on the whole Watch?

by extension Kiwiland does not exist either.

aliantha wrote:

Shaun das Schaf wrote:What about it Ali? The pay's crap but the work's hard.

When you put it that way, it sounds like an offer I can refuse.

--A