Thank you, all. Well, I suppose the winner is Uss. I thought it was going to be Ron there for a while, but...
Now, as tradition demands... *clears throat*
Ali, that's the kind of weak-wristed insult I'd expect from a leftist of your ilk. You came close on the Martin bit, but I think your failure to follow through probably stems from the fact that, as a real writer, you pretty much know everything I said about him was true. Of course, since
I said it, that goes without saying.
Deer, I don't see how such a pretty little mouth could say such nasty things, but I like it.
Ananda, I have to give you props. Not for the insult, of course, but because you're from a socialist country that has continually benefited from American largess and far be it for me to break the tradition of giving you things you don't deserve.
Damelon, the day I take lessons on generosity from a man who chooses a Scottish icon (played by an Irishman) as an avatar is the day I eat haggis. What, Scrooge McDuck wasn't serious enough for you?
Foul, your word and 50 cents would just about buy me a cup of coffee. That is, it would if I stood outside the coffee shop begging change for a couple hours. Speaking of which, does that English degree help you write more compelling cardboard signs?
Menolly and Caelyn, if this was a contest about creeping me out, you would've won hands down.
Yes, Ron, I am a big man and I have a big gun. I notice you didn't show my avatar from the adult sites I visit. I mean, I know you've seen it, judging from the private messages you (Sex Nihilatio) sent me (it's always the conservative types soliciting it behind closed doors). I can see why you didn't, though, since that one truly is intimidating.
Null... oh, man. I'm glad you stuck to your normal style, because being insulted by a clown would be both horrifying and more shame than I could probably bear.
Uss, I have found the monitoring devices you planted in my office, and considering I work in a Federal building, the secret service should be calling you shortly. I will wait for your prison letters with red pen in hand. Before they haul you off to Gitmo, though, allow me to share with you some of the corrections I made to your writing. I have sent you the document with track changes. Please, remember that parenthetical statements go
inside the punctuation. Of course, I left out some of the most glaring errors so that my mates and I can have something to laugh at.
Av, it's no surprise that you're late and underwhelming. You probably would have had more impressive turn submissions 15 years ago, too. Of course, if you'd lay off the reefer for a few days, I think you'd be surprised at what you could accomplish.
Peter, don't feel bad; for the longest time, I thought you went by "Penis."
Thanks, all. I award you all 5000 internets as a token of my love and esteem (yes, even you, Null
). Here's to another 10... when we'll still be typing things out on this outdated php board when everywhere else is connecting to the net at the speed of thought with direct neural interfaces.
). It would seem nicely meta to have [Syl] correcting [[Syl]]. (I even missed a couple of words and phrases that I meant to include, like: 'negatory' and 'internet badass'. Next time!)
