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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:02 am
by aliantha
These are great.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:35 am
by sgt.null
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
If Strike isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:36 am
by peter
Sarge, you seem to have tapped into the 'Motherload' of great newspaper headlines! Keep 'em coming my man - keep 'em coming.
I wonder if anyone can come up with any non humerous ones that also qualify for the title 'great'. The UK paper The Sun can possibly claim one of the most shameful with it's 'GOTCHA' headline following the sinking of the General Belgrano (illegally as it happens) in which 323 Argentinians died during the Falklands campaign of 1982.
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:34 pm
by sgt.null
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:33 am
by peter
My local rag ran with 'Pussy Panto Comes To Tregony' and 'Cornish Women an Untapped Resource', an unfortunate choice, to 'tap up a bird' being a cornish euphamism for ....er.... well....'putting the bite' on her!
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:55 am
by sgt.null
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
Include your Children when Baking Cookies
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:23 pm
by aliantha
W.C. Fields wrote:I adore children -- properly prepared.
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:32 am
by sgt.null
War Dims Hope for Peace
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Eye Drops off Shelf
Teacher Strikes – Idle Kids
Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:06 pm
by aliantha
sgt.null wrote:
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Syrup too, I hope!
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:47 am
by sgt.null
Shot Off Woman’s Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in 84