Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:36 pm
That's not a long face...it is [mathematically speaking] a square face, and [average human-like adjustment] a wide face [with exceptionally long eyes...at the risk of being impolitic, it looks rotated about 60 degrees clockwise from a slant-eye.] You aren't human, you can't be a "grey" alien...o________o wrote:Back on bungie.net, I had about 5 pages worth of PMs asking me that exact same question. The answer is......I was born that way.wayfriend wrote:Hello, longface. Anyone who thinks The One Tree is their favorite book of the series is a friend of mine! But, we all must know ... why such a long face?
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you must be evil. Or your plastic surgeon was a cubist [in a more literal sense than the artist school].
Or you are sponge-0--------0 square face, the next evolutionary leap from the square pants...you live on land [you must...computers don't work soaked in salt water] and you have a bigger cranial space [though perhaps still sometimes think with what is in you pant-space].
You've evolved at the right time, though...once we had a problem with respecting the differences, but a movement came along that acknowledged the rights of all [while reserving the right to ridicule "squares"]...but nowadays squares are pretty cool. Mostly cuz they're also pretty rich, but lets ignore that in the welcoming speeches.
