Kevin's Watch

In the Null's honor
Since their anniversary
Is coming up soon:

• What a Pear we make!
  Lettuce be married, if you
  Carrot all for me...

Dread Poet Jethro wrote:In the Null's honor
Since their anniversary
Is coming up soon:

• What a Pear we make!
  Lettuce be married, if you
  Carrot all for me...

thank you Dread Poet!!!

I am honored...

I want pics of these turtles please.

High Lord Tolkien wrote:I want pics of these turtles please.

well the prison frowns on photography...

I imagine they think the carrots are the product of a multi-billion year process of minute genetic mutation overlaying a system where execess progeny production competing for limited rescources results in the gradual divergence of groups into those best suited to occupy given and specific niches in the biosphere.

sgt.null wrote:

High Lord Tolkien wrote:I want pics of these turtles please.

well the prison frowns on photography...

You work at a prison for turtles?????
Man..... Texas is rough.

u.

High Lord Tolkien wrote:

sgt.null wrote:

High Lord Tolkien wrote:I want pics of these turtles please.

well the prison frowns on photography...

You work at a prison for turtles?????
Man..... Texas is rough.

excellent post!!!

I worry who will feed the turtles on my vacation.

sgt.null wrote:

High Lord Tolkien wrote:

sgt.null wrote: well the prison frowns on photography...

You work at a prison for turtles?????
Man..... Texas is rough.

excellent post!!!

I worry who will feed the turtles on my vacation.

Yes, their faith is at stake!! They'll think that Whoever is "up there" has forsaken them!! They'll decide He is either carrotless or rootless.

Or maybe they'll go back to grubs and leaves, like before.

You don't have a little soup production buisiness going on the side do you Sarge.

deer of the dawn wrote:

sgt.null wrote:

High Lord Tolkien wrote:
You work at a prison for turtles?????
Man..... Texas is rough.

excellent post!!!

I worry who will feed the turtles on my vacation.

Yes, their faith is at stake!! They'll think that Whoever is "up there" has forsaken them!! They'll decide He is either carrotless or rootless.

Or maybe they'll go back to grubs and leaves, like before.

Sarge will come back to find a few turtles on their backs, victims of a ritual sacrifice to their green haired orange skinned tubular God.

you people are aWful.

their turtle king will return...

"Turtle King Returns"
Post in Hall of Gifts that wins
Sarge's next Watchy

Dread Poet Jethro wrote:"Turtle King Returns"
Post in Hall of Gifts that wins
Sarge's next Watchy

challenged accepted!!!

Not a challenge, Sarge
You've proven your poet chops
Just a muse's nudge

I'm Roy Downs author of Wisdom of the Turtles: Ten-Something Minutes of Unseemingly Important Decisions.

I am a forty-four-year-old high school dropout and unconvicted felon. I was born and raised in New Hampshire, where I still do not live today and sell copies of my books on eBay for a living. I spend my free time playing video games, doing mediocre sketch art, playing guitar (badly), and thinking undeep thoughts. Since any idiot can spit out a book, let me just say that it is this idiot's hope that just one random person will read this and make a real and spiritual change to his or her life. Despite the random and sometimes crude humor in this book, I hope one or more persons will learn through my testimonial message that Turtles are the way, the truth, and the light to a better life and a better eternity.


About my latest book, Wisdom of the Turtles: Ten-Something Minutes of Unseemingly Important Decisions.


For author Roy Downs, a thirteen-year stint working in a prison gave him ample opportunity to reflect about life, his past, and his mistakes. It also gave him the chance to read some books, learn about turtles, and turn his life around. In this memoir, Downs candidly talks about the insights into his life experiences and discusses how those experiences shaped him into becoming the man he is today. Wisdom of the Turtles shares details about his family and his upbringing and interweaves learned principles into the lessons he's gleaned from his future. In addition, he provides commentary on a variety topics from raising vegetables, keeping a job, spending (or not spending money), and dealing with yesterday's technology. Using stick-figure cartoons, Downs not only pokes fun at himself as he relives his past, but also supplies the mental and spiritual tools to help understand and interact with others. The messages communicated in Wisdom of the Turtles provide lessons to better cope with life's challenges.

I tell you what, Sarge, I've seen book blurbs on Amazon that make less sense than this one. Bravo!

aliantha wrote:I tell you what, Sarge, I've seen book blurbs on Amazon that make less sense than this one. Bravo!

the Turtle King is pleased.

Do you remember Lady Tam's turtles at the last Elohimfest? They were so cute. And don't worry, my dad says turtles are creatures of habit so they will take a long time to stop coming to check for treats.

You are the Turtle King, You can do... anything.

You should organize a turtle-movement among the inmates. Soon, carrots will be flying from every window and turtle-utopia will be reached.