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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:46 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
...the irresistible pull of nothing...... Hmmm, reminds me of Christmas with the In-Laws.
DukkhaWaynhim
[Weird, warped, and seeking holiday asylum in heavy drinking]
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:47 pm
by aTOMiC
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 8:04 pm
by dANdeLION
I thought the turtle was Gamera....
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 8:11 pm
by aTOMiC
ROdAN wrote:I thought the turtle was Gamera....
At least Gamera can fly through space.
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 8:20 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Flying turtles?! Now that's just crazy talk!
DW
[
Weird, warped, and willing to only selectively suspend disbelief]
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm
by dANdeLION
Why don't one carrot diomonds look like one carrot?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:25 pm
by dANdeLION
How come I still have to clean my self-cleaning oven?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:26 pm
by dANdeLION
If nothing can survive in a vacuum, how come I saw an ant escaping my Kirby the other day?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:29 pm
by dANdeLION
What kind of tissue does Superman use when he blows his nose?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:30 pm
by dANdeLION
What's the plural form of moose? Meese? Mooses? Mise?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:32 pm
by dANdeLION
Why does the Q-tip box come with the warning "Do not stick in your ear"?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:33 pm
by aTOMiC
ROdAN wrote:What kind of tissue does Superman use when he blows his nose?
Kyrptonite soft
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:34 pm
by dANdeLION
Why do cars have daytime running lights? If I can't see the car in broad daylight, what makes you think I'll see the lights?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:36 pm
by dANdeLION
If health insurance is designed to keep you healthy, what does flood insurance do; keep you flooded?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:36 pm
by dANdeLION
SHATTERSTAR wrote:ROdAN wrote:What kind of tissue does Superman use when he blows his nose?
Kyrptonite soft
Are his boogers indestructable?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:35 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Peanut oil is made from.........peanuts
Corn oil is made from............corn
Soybean oil is made from.......soybeans
Canola oil is made from..........canola
So what is baby oil made from?
DW
[Weird, warped, and Weremoose]
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 11:18 pm
by TRC
DukkhaWaynhim wrote:TRC wrote:Wasn't her name Nacl?
Saline Dion?
Ooohh now I know how you got your crown !!!
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 11:24 pm
by theDespiser
What the hells the point of buying plastic ketchup bottles if its just going to shatter if dropped a foot from the ground?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 11:37 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Despiser, the combination of your message and your signature is quite funny to me.
DW
[
Weird, warped, with the giggles]
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 8:45 am
by Loredoctor
DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Peanut oil is made from.........peanuts
Corn oil is made from............corn
Soybean oil is made from.......soybeans
Canola oil is made from..........canola
So what is baby oil made from?
DW
[Weird, warped, and Weremoose]
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
