Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:08 pm
THOOLAH Forever!
Keep up the good work.
THOOLAH Forever!!!
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:08 pm
Oh, man, this thread is living up to its potential to amuse.
Keep up the good work.
THOOLAH Forever!!!
Keep up the good work.
THOOLAH Forever!!!
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:21 pm
Figures that the first thread in the new forum to go to a second page would be the damned THOOLAH thread. 
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:55 am
It's awesome. 
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 6:55 pm
If I convert to THOOLAHism, do I get any special benefits?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:39 am
Yes, you do. Your country, hell even the U.S., gives special benefits to the mentally incompetent and/or disabled.Ananda wrote:If I convert to THOOLAHism, do I get any special benefits?
You might even get a prescription for a psychoactive to restore your sanity [or at least stabilize].
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 3:47 am
Vraith wrote:Yes, you do. Your country, hell even the U.S., gives special benefits to the mentally incompetent and/or disabled.Ananda wrote:If I convert to THOOLAHism, do I get any special benefits?
You might even get a prescription for a psychoactive to restore your sanity [or at least stabilize].
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:57 am
Shhhh.... I am trying to get free stuff from this rabble. I don't actually want to join the THOOLAHgans, but don't tell them!Vraith wrote:Yes, you do. Your country, hell even the U.S., gives special benefits to the mentally incompetent and/or disabled.Ananda wrote:If I convert to THOOLAHism, do I get any special benefits?
You might even get a prescription for a psychoactive to restore your sanity [or at least stabilize].
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 10:03 am
Beware Ananda... the all-seeing eye of THOOLAH cannot be hoodwinked.
You ask what you get by joining THOOLAH. How about companionship with all those of logical and right-minded thinking and automatic entry into the Kingdom of Heaven? Look for a second at your two other alternates...
Would you really throw your lot in with OPAL? Are you that much of a wimp that you dare not hold a conclusive opinion about anything? Is your favourite colour really an insipid and washed-out grey?
Or worst of all, would you honestly choose to associate with LA and spend your lifetime whining and weeping copiously as you venerate the truly loathsome and abhorrent Princess of Procrastination? The fact that you'd also spend the rest of your days smelling strongly of anchovies is a small disadvantage compared to your eventually being cast into eternal darkness with your fellow idolaters, forever fated to be forced to self-obsessively gaze into the depths of your own navel, cry incessantly and be too scared to achieve anything at all for the rest of time.
LA may have all the weak-willed, lily-livered, namby-pamby, bleeding-heart and fishy-smelling sentimentalists, but THOOLAH invariably hosts the most fun parties. An easy choice I'd say...
You ask what you get by joining THOOLAH. How about companionship with all those of logical and right-minded thinking and automatic entry into the Kingdom of Heaven? Look for a second at your two other alternates...
Would you really throw your lot in with OPAL? Are you that much of a wimp that you dare not hold a conclusive opinion about anything? Is your favourite colour really an insipid and washed-out grey?
Or worst of all, would you honestly choose to associate with LA and spend your lifetime whining and weeping copiously as you venerate the truly loathsome and abhorrent Princess of Procrastination? The fact that you'd also spend the rest of your days smelling strongly of anchovies is a small disadvantage compared to your eventually being cast into eternal darkness with your fellow idolaters, forever fated to be forced to self-obsessively gaze into the depths of your own navel, cry incessantly and be too scared to achieve anything at all for the rest of time.
LA may have all the weak-willed, lily-livered, namby-pamby, bleeding-heart and fishy-smelling sentimentalists, but THOOLAH invariably hosts the most fun parties. An easy choice I'd say...
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:45 pm
Nicely put, Fallen!
Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 6:23 am
I love the art Frosty.Frostheart Grueburn wrote:Thanks to TheFallen and his beloved anchovies, I recalled the existence of this other anti-THOOLAH motivational poster (more powerful than Goth Linden). Something that I ought to repost on every one of these sordid threads...
Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:46 pm
Thanks.
Posted: Sun May 17, 2015 6:03 am
It appears that THOOLAH members own a racehorse in Australia that won a race today (Sunday 17 May).
https://tatts.com/racing/2015/5/17/VR/7
https://tatts.com/racing/2015/5/17/VR/7
Posted: Sun May 17, 2015 1:51 pm
Posted: Sun May 17, 2015 5:13 pm
A fast horse isn't going to help them now.
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 6:49 pm
We all know that that horse soooo came came last!
Why? Because it got about halfway into the race and then stopped, sat down and looked for its navel,
and when it found it, it spent endless hours obessively going over the first part of the race, listing its
motivations, what it had done wrong, why it had done those things wrong, what other horses had said to
it, emphasising the important things said by putting them in italics in its internal monologue, decided
to make some decisions, decided against making any decisions, prevaricated, procrastinated,
moaned, whinged and whin(nyi)ed.
Lindendoom!
What all members of THOOLAH feel whenever the Mistress of Whine appears in the Last Chrons
If only we could put that horse down and out of our misery! If only we could put it back in its stall
and shut the stable door! If only we could soak up that horsemilk and put an end to its endless tears!
If only we could change in midstream to a horse called Covenantboon!
Need I say anymore!
Oh, yes!
THOOLAH!!!
u.
Why? Because it got about halfway into the race and then stopped, sat down and looked for its navel,
and when it found it, it spent endless hours obessively going over the first part of the race, listing its
motivations, what it had done wrong, why it had done those things wrong, what other horses had said to
it, emphasising the important things said by putting them in italics in its internal monologue, decided
to make some decisions, decided against making any decisions, prevaricated, procrastinated,
moaned, whinged and whin(nyi)ed.
Lindendoom!
What all members of THOOLAH feel whenever the Mistress of Whine appears in the Last Chrons
If only we could put that horse down and out of our misery! If only we could put it back in its stall
and shut the stable door! If only we could soak up that horsemilk and put an end to its endless tears!
If only we could change in midstream to a horse called Covenantboon!
Need I say anymore!
Oh, yes!
THOOLAH!!!
u.
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 6:53 pm
^what he said^
THOOLAH!
THOOLAH!
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:00 pm
Menolly, I thought you were OPAL?
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:17 pm
..↑
This.
I didn't want to be the first to say it, in case Menolly's account had been hacked!
u.
This.
I didn't want to be the first to say it, in case Menolly's account had been hacked!
u.
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:18 pm
*begins to draw her 9-foot steel glaive from its scabbard*
Ware, ye wee anti-fanboys.
Ware, ye wee anti-fanboys.