Well, a solution of sorts.
I've just finished reading my first classic of the year, The Woman in White by Wilkie Collins.
I've read the book before and I simply love it. It's a book that takes you and holds you from page one. There is no padding, no wasted prose and never a page where you are not waiting almost baited breath, for what is going to happen next. The construction of the book to a degree gives a clue as to its original publishing in serialised form, but the minimal editorial work necessary to get it into single book form has been done expertly with no deleterious consequences.
It's very interesting that Collins chooses to use two female heroines, two male villains and one male hero. In effect, the two female heroines are mirror images of each other, as are the two male villains. In both cases the characters could almost be put together to make an composite character that would be a more 'real' rendition of a human being, but to lesser effect in the story.
To our modern ears, the story is to a degree 'quaint' in its assumptions about the roles of males and females in society, but just read as a good story it races along at a cracking pace and probably qualifies as the best melodrama ever written.
(Quite what the essential difference between a melodrama and a Gothic novel is eludes me, but I'd have a stab at guessing which is which.)
Of the characters in the book, Count Fosco is probably the standout individual. Pompous and proud to an almost caricatureish level, he nevertheless stands in a class of his own as a villain, and despise him as you will, like the other characters in the novel, you will find yourself swayed by him and almost liking him at the same time as being repelled. As he would say in drawing himself up to his full height and pronouncing in his bass Italian voice, "Fosco! The one word sums it up. No more need be said!"
Now, I love this book. I'd be pleased beyond question if someone had directed me to it before I'd found it for myself.
On this basis, I'm throwing down the challenge. Find me another Woman in White! Don't steal too much of my time by recommending a book that will take two labourers a morning to move into my house. Keep it of reasonable length - but most of all
love it!.
It wants to be a classic, modern or old. It wants to be something that you will take pleasure in knowing that someone else is reading and that it is down to you. If you have the candidate for me that you genuinely believe will take me, and do for me what it did for you, then you have my word that (always assuming I can get access to it) I will read it front to back.
Then I'll post what I think of it and perhaps we'll talk.
As for me, I've done my bit. If you pick up a copy of The Woman in White I believe you'll get one of the reading experiences of your life. It takes courage to avail yourself of someone else's valuable time - we all have too little of it - and I wouldn't make this recommendation if I didn't truly believe that you'd thank me for it.
There you have it.
