Kevin's Watch

It's hard to see yourself as others do...I guess I'm a little of the Dire Boar, I really couldn't see myself definitively anywhere.

And, Murrin, this thread doesn't suck!

Murrin wrote:20-21 Hydra. This monster creates multiple identities for itself, and then pretends to be multiple people at once to gang up on a single poster, or so that it can agree with itself and look smart. Very tricky to ferret out sometimes. CR 11.

*shakes head* Takes all kinds.

Superb post, Murrin! Very enlightening. I think this is a perfect complement to Nav's earlier 'Webboard Theory' thread.

I see myself as Phosphorescent Fungi and Commoner: I seem to hang around the Watch more often than not, but I only post if I feel I have a competent answer to submit, and I generally avoid 'flame wars' like the plague.

Caer Sylvanus, I think you truly are a Wizened Sage. My impression is that you don't get easily riled, you keep your cool. You've been the voice of reason in some intense discussions I've seen.

Dromond, you've got some Dire Boar in you? Maybe we all do. I see you as a Veteran. Caer Sylvanus is one, too. That's a fact, not opinion: you two have been here at the Watch long before the likes of me, so I naturally defer to you both.

There's nothing about a cynical misanthrope who is actually a closet optimist that does offbeat, snide remarks on the side, so I'm guessing they left my creature out.

All credit for sharing this work of messageboarding genius with us, Murrin

Murrin wrote:Evil Merchant...post only to sell you something, whether it's a porn site, a multilevel marketing scheme...

I take offence at that!

I'd say I'm a Commoner with occasional Disappointed Harpy tendencies

I would say that you and Dromond are both veterans. And I would agree about Syl being a sage.

Great topic Murrin!

Heh, well a Veteran with Disappointed Harpy tendencies then

I think I'm just a commoner... nothing else really fits.

You're a Ravid, my dear

Murrin wrote:Ravid...delightful sense of humor...

Plus, you're a mod, so you have to be an Archangel, by definition

Ooooh... being a ravid and an archangel sounds a lot better than being a commoner

Yes, a ravid archangel... Or should that be a rabid archangel?

Well, I don't know what I am. There's no option for an idiot on that chart.

CovenantJr wrote:Yes, a ravid archangel... Or should that be a rabid archangel?

A rabid ravid archangel leper fairy? Any more conceptually daring and my brain may explode.

Hmm...Turiya Foul might enjoy that spectacle. You're not an idiot! Don't curse yourself like that.

Oh, wait, you're a Raver. Sorry, you're already cursed. Or accursed...

You are a veteran, Turiya.

I second that

Me above. I keep being mysteriously signed out.

Oh! A veteran, eh? Hmm.... I'm also a mod, but not here....

CovJr, those who know you have no need of your pants? What about those who do not know you??? You'll have to carry spare pants!

And Matrixman, I would enjoy that. I'm accursed, I think.

Turiya Foul wrote:CovJr, those who know you have no need of your pants? What about those who do not know you??? You'll have to carry spare pants!

Haha...that came about because I was playing the Pants Game with TCTC, inserting the word "pants" into random excerpts from the books (it's even funnier if you live in a country like the UK or Oz, where pants are underwear rather than trousers ). My favourite one so far is "the Collossus of the Pants"

Reread this old thread and it made me laugh, so... *bump*

The Wandering Monster Table remains one of the best things I've read at KW. It still seems frighteningly accurate to me.