Kevin's Watch

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:17 pm

Who is greater fool; the fool, or the fool who follows? I say the fool. The fool who follows hasn't got what it takes to be a great fool; they can only be a mediocre fool at best.

I pity the fool.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:21 pm

I might add to that enlightening statement.

Spoiler

A monk was meditating on a mountain top one day and spied a small bird building a nest. He said to the bird, 'Why do you build a nest so high up where it is cold and far from available food?' The bird stopped arranging the twigs and mud, and said, 'F**k off and mind your own business'.

I think that explains the sheep issue.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:25 pm

Must have been a parrot.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:27 pm

Which brings me to ask you, if you owned a parrot, what would it say?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:32 pm

Nothing nice.

Post by **danlo** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:32 pm

I take the fifth (the entire fifth!

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Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:33 pm

Save some for your parrot, Danlo! You don't want it to get a hangover, do you?

Post by **Loredoctor** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:33 pm

LOL!!!

Post by **danlo** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:39 pm

Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:40 pm

WERE YOU HOLDING A HAMMER WHEN YOU MADE THAT DISCOVERY?!?

Post by **Loredoctor** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:44 pm

I think the answer to that question is the fact that the parrot was called 'jesus'.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:46 pm

Darth Revan wrote:I also agree with you Ur-Vile. LOL!

Et Tu Revan? You were as a son to me. Take thine dagger from between mine shoulderblades. No you were as a sun to me. A sun!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:46 pm

I knew I shouldn't have bought Danlo tickets to "The Passion"!

Post by **Loredoctor** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:47 pm

LOL the passion of the danlo.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:48 pm

TOM C wrote:
Darth Revan wrote:I also agree with you Ur-Vile. LOL!
Et Tu Revan? You were as a son to me. Take thine dagger from between mine shoulderblades. No you were as a sun to me. A sun!

So let me get this straight. Revan lit up your part of america every 12 hours for roughly 12 hours ever day. he provided heat for you and gave you a suntan?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:49 pm

He told me he wanted to nail some chick; I just never imagined he meant it that way.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:53 pm

LOL!!!
he told me he could take a woman to heaven and back in his bed. I assumed he was trying to be the messiah, so why would he nail his 'chick'? I seek your wisdom, dAN.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 2:05 pm

Well, it has been said of Jesus that he was either a liar, a lunatic, or our Lord. I'm guess in Danlo is just doing things in order....

Post by **Eugen Razvan** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 2:08 pm

There is truth in what you say.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 2:09 pm

Really? Sorry. I'll edit it right now!