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I...pertain to...'be'...Juan Valdez. Kneel now...
The reality is in this head. Mine. I'm the projector at the planetarium, all the closed little universe visible in the circle of that stage is coming out of my mouth, eyes, and sometimes other orifices also.
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Juan Valdez wrote:...well now Darth...I didnt think it was all that bad.....however..HOOVER.....our tastes may differ......all the same...I wish you well my stalwart companion......




-Juan Valdez
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....oh...lovely...thank you Senor Revan.....and the great mass of hugging circles is reciprocated......much appreciated..my friend.....


bobsled....who in the name of.....*sigh*.....thought of that one......

strange indeed....are the aspirations of the human race....to climb..ever higher....to dive....ever deeper.....to venture...ever farther....

....to slide...ever faster..........profound.....i think not.....

...onto...the next....



-Juan de todo los valdez's Valdez
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alt+255
Waddley wrote:your Highness Sir Dr. Loredoctor, PhD, Esq, the Magnificent, First of his name, Second Cousin of Dragons, White-Gold-Plate Wielder!
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Ur-Vile, Juan would prefer saying it like Alt........+..........255...........
When the man with a 45 meets the man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol is a dead man. Let's see if it's true.
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Juan Valdez?
Waddley wrote:your Highness Sir Dr. Loredoctor, PhD, Esq, the Magnificent, First of his name, Second Cousin of Dragons, White-Gold-Plate Wielder!
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Loremaster wrote:Juan Valdez?
No, thank you. I just juan a go home.
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You two are cracked. ;)
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Post by Sunbaneglasses »

I catch myself Juandering what this thread is about? The whimsy of it all is just Juanderful.
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Juan would have loved your sentence, Sunbane. :-)
"The universe is made of stories, not atoms." -- Roger Penrose
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Mina Harker wrote:You two are cracked. ;)
Cracked Actor?
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Post by hierachy »

hohoho I remember this thread... and Mr Valdez.
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Emotional Leper wrote:
Mina Harker wrote:You two are cracked. ;)
Cracked Actor?
Yes, Mr. Free Association. :biggrin: ;)
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this is be juan valdez
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Mina Harker wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:
Mina Harker wrote:You two are cracked. ;)
Cracked Actor?
Yes, Mr. Free Association. :biggrin: ;)
Hey, hey, hey.

I have no idea what is going on here.
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Never try to understand Juan. He's better if you just experience him.
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Just for the record, I was Juan Valdez. Epic failure to you all! *rides into the sunset on a dirigible*
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the same man?
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Post by Sunbaneglasses »

I have heard that if Juan Valdez takes a liking to you that he will let you ride his ass for
however long you like.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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