Kevin's Watch

The Parable of the Towers

Once there were three men. Not content with their lot in life they decided to reach the heavens as fast as they could. Now, being competitive, it was not enough to reach the heavens but to reach the heavens faster than the others. To get their goal, they had to build giant towers one brick at a time. The first to start this was the Dark Birds. However, they could only lift small bricks - lacking on content. But they did it fast. And for every brick layed by the other men the Birds would lay another. This only incensed the other men to lay a brick in reply. The other men were K Richard, and Tummins.
In time, Tummins had the highest tower, so high that he shadow it cast made the Birds greatly envious. So they worked harder at beating Tummins. By this stage, K Richard had relaxed his building of the tower. Instead his tower was an effigy of wit and humour, and for all the women of the land to have Good times in.
Eventually the tower of the Birds toppled over.

Can I be one, or is it for sad blokes only?

Hmmm. Normally I would yell 'Begone!' at this intrusion, but I will allow you to enter our Chambers of Illumnation.
The Illuimed Majesty is for two types of people:
People who are annoyed at Dark Birds
Sad Blokes.
I will consult with the Illuimed Majesty of the Tower of London and the Illuimed Brother, as well as the Illuimed Majesty of the All Your Bass are Belong to Us to see if we will accept you.

Thankee kindly.

I am not Illuimed, nor am I Majestic. I gatecrash in your general direction.

Hmmm, With Emma on board, I think the last thing King Richard will want to lay is bricks.....

goodness, is this good for my indigestion?

dANdeLION wrote:Hmmm, With Emma on board, I think the last thing King Richard will want to lay is bricks.....

You mean he'll want to lay......CARPET?

So Brothers .. . do we accept Emma into our ranks?

Only if she learns the sacred tongue the hides us from dark.

Ah yes! Bring out the Text of No Dark.

The Exacerbater wrote:Only if she learns the sacred tongue that hides us from dark.

Be careful, bretheren. The Dark one has tried to supplant the sacred tongue with a tongue of his own dark design. Beware the

Bretheren; I have heard on the wire of a new threat to the Illuimed; the threat of F.A.S.H.I.O.N. What is this? Is it a new malaise brough against us by the Dark One? Or, is there a naw Nemesis, resulting in the fact that we now have more than one Nemesis?

FASHION, indeed, the needles talk of things personal by the FASH. A Nemesis of the brootherhood indeed.

I am good with tongues, show me the way...

Over here, darlin'

Because of Emma's exceptional use of tongues I have decided to induct her into the Illuimed Majesty. Welcome!

Brothers, and Sisters, gather for I have been betrayed by the Dark Birds.

I have been incapacitated over recent days... do explain, brother... to the sacred meeting place!

Brothers and Sisters, I warn you now; I have seen the signs and do believe that dark times are coming. Steele yourselves for we may suffer!