Kevin's Watch

Rotoquellion - The proper nomenclature for the effect that a sit and spin has on a finicky toddler.

Thanks to a thorough rotoquellion, the haggard parent finally was able to sit and rest her weary bones.

Superdeedupularity ~ A sense of unreality brought about be the total extinction of one's species.

The Tyrannosaurus Rex was obviously in the final throes of Superdeedupularity, as evidenced by his trying to befriend what was usually his prey.

Thinklessness - the feeling you have in the middle of a work day when you stare wide eyed and unfocused at your computer screen with little or no measurable brain activity to speak of.

Suddenly a veil of thinklessness descended upon the entire group as the Insurance Salesman began his pitch.

Unagalling - not quite as galling as duogalling.

Suddenly the unagalling nature of Mike's plight struck him; he layed unconscious for hours.

Vaselinecuisine- Food that goes through you like greased owl snot.

Jimmy sat the mexican restaurant with his knees locked thanks to the vaselinecusine that threatend to force its appearance at any moment.

Waitingforrevaness:


a value that represents the time bewteen website posts.

TOM C's waitingforrevaness value was a mere mean 2.5 minutes.

Wallygogopics - The art of making up a word.

Wesley loved to sharpen his Wallygogopics skills....but how could he if he was only a fish?

Xodynamics - The process of applying tic tack toe to your daily life.

dAN used Xodynamics to help him re arrange his living room furniture.

Yesterminute - One minute ago

Tom remembered yesterminute like it had just happened.

Zasperate - to frustrate a little bit.

Leia thinks she exasperated me, but I only let on that I was zasperated.

Algebravado - pretending you know more about math that yo do

I was not fooled by my son's Algebravado; I could see the still smoking calculator he was holbing behind his back.

bakerisk......being a risk at baking or in the kitchen in general. as.......My son, Lee, has become a bakerisk, since he caught the kitchen on fire.

scrumtrulecent- being so wonderful that no other word could possibly describe its magnificence

ABC, Baradakas

Dopplerdoodoo - The echoes made by especially powerful explosive diarrhea.

What happened to "C"?

Erasermindus - the effects of too much whiskey.

Furgalumpus - The inability to swallow because one's mouth has gone dry.

Grease - a word to describe the way we are feeling.

"Grease is the word"

Horticultist - one of a small sect of especially militant vegetarians.

"I broke up with my girlfriend after the bloody carcass pictures left on my grill proved she was a horticultist."

Interlegal: A common law throughout the world.

Jurbungle - 1. verb used to describe the action carried out by the typical American jury, or 2. a caffeinated slang term for anus.