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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 5:04 pm
by Revan
dANdeLION wrote:Sky...they're gonna wonder how you know I snore now.
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH MY SISTER?!?!?!?!
A Gunslinger wrote:This is quickly becoming a terribly kinky version of "As the World Turns". In fact...*cues soap opera music*, I name it, "As the Land Turns".
dAN and Revan are the classic characters...two crazy kids just tryin' to make that love of theris work in the face of impossible odds
Roger and Claire are the jilted former/current loves of Revan who just may find each other
Danlo is the patriarch who observes all bemusedly
UrVile and Foul provide comic relief and obstacles.
Fun!
This is funny on so many levels.
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 5:16 pm
by A Gunslinger
CovenantJr wrote:I'd never be late for dinner...mmmmm, dinner....
Well, Darth, it looks like you're off the hook. I've found solace in the arms of A Gunslinger.
Oh great. Now I am cast as the homewrecker who rides into town with a secret...a terrible secret.
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 5:17 pm
by Revan
hehe, Yeah, Claire will be after you Slinger... what your back...
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 5:39 pm
by The Leper Fairy
Ooh! Ooh! Can I be the homewrecker? Can I, huh? Can I? Pleeeaaasseee let me be the homewrecker!
Jilted lover is good too, I can do jilted.
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 5:58 pm
by Revan
The Leper Fairy wrote:
Ooh! Ooh! Can I be the homewrecker? Can I, huh? Can I? Pleeeaaasseee let me be the homewrecker!
Jilted lover is good too, I can do jilted.
head wrecker maybe, not home.
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:07 pm
by The Leper Fairy
Darth Revan wrote:The Leper Fairy wrote:
Ooh! Ooh! Can I be the homewrecker? Can I, huh? Can I? Pleeeaaasseee let me be the homewrecker!
Jilted lover is good too, I can do jilted.
head wrecker maybe, not home.
Pffft, I've wrecked many a home in my prime!
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:12 pm
by A Gunslinger
"...Pffft, I've wrecked many a home in my prime!"
Oh, please DO TELL. "As the Land Turns" needs a script, my dear. And the way I see it, your experiences, as well as Revan's/Cov. Jr.s incessant spatting will loom large in the success of our serial!
Remember (in cliche' soap speak)...I am there for YOU!
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:15 pm
by Revan
The Leper Fairy wrote:Darth Revan wrote:The Leper Fairy wrote:
Ooh! Ooh! Can I be the homewrecker? Can I, huh? Can I? Pleeeaaasseee let me be the homewrecker!
Jilted lover is good too, I can do jilted.
head wrecker maybe, not home.
Pffft, I've wrecked many a home in my prime!
You're 16, you're not even in your prime yet.
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:19 pm
by hierachy
Where do I fit into all this?
~-Hierachy-~ Perhpas I'm Darth's Mercutio?
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:34 pm
by Revan
Yeah, you can be Mercutio, and Roger is tybalt. Roger kills you, but I in turn Kill Roger, which annoys The Leper Fairy so she kills me, which in turn invokes dAN's wrath, and he kills Leper Fairy... and... OMG, there's too much killing
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:43 pm
by A Gunslinger
You must be the real Revans EVIL TWIN!!!!!
Omigod.
They'll be no killing with A Gunslinger on the cast. Or will his terrible secret prevent him from stopping the killings? Tune in tomorrow and see!
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:45 pm
by Revan
To end the story... hem hem...
...
Gunslinger gets pissed off at everyone and kills them, and then killing himself.
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:48 pm
by Edge
And don't miss the astonishing appearance of Edge, who turns out to be the long-lost true love of...
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:50 pm
by A Gunslinger
....but the gun is filled only with blanks because Cov Jr. had used his newly invented time machine to replace all bullets.
HE aslo goes back in time to make sure AG took his meidcation, thereby allowing for a more reasoned response when the bullets diddn't work.
All have pie, and the story arc ends.
But...right before the credits roll, we see a shifty shadow in the library, reading Revan's will. It's.....
(who is reading the will....what is in the will and what shall become of IT and Revan?)
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:05 pm
by Revan
This is all besides the point of the thread, regardless of what happens, I only care what happens now, dAN... please... answer me, will we unite our love with marriage>
I need you.
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:09 pm
by CovenantJr
I think, in grand old soap tradition, Hierachy will show up again a couple of years after his death, to reveal that he didn't actually die when he fell in the sea, he just washed up on the shores of Tazmania and suffered amnesia, believing himself to be called Ted.
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:15 pm
by Revan
CovenantJr wrote:I think, in grand old soap tradition, Hierachy will show up again a couple of years after his death, to reveal that he didn't actually die when he fell in the sea, he just washed up on the shores of Tazmania and suffered amnesia, believing himself to be called Ted.
That's the worst story-line ever.
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:21 pm
by Baradakas
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:23 pm
by Revan
Baradakas wrote:
At what?
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:59 pm
by aTOMiC
Yuck. Okay? Yuck. What will it take to end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy?