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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:21 am
by dANdeLION
"It won't hurt much, but you'll probably die"

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:00 pm
by Myste
"The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God. "

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:02 pm
by dlbpharmd
"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things."

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:50 pm
by Nathan
The dwarfs can turn lead into gold...

'Can we?'

'Damned if I know, I can't.'

'You, but if you could, you wouldn't say. I wouldn't say, if I could.'

'Can you?'

'No!'

'Ah-ha!'

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:17 pm
by CovenantJr
"Hey! There you are!"
"Do I know you?"
"No, but that's where you are, you're there"

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:15 pm
by lhaughlhann
"Run Forest, run!"

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:28 pm
by [Syl]
"Good, bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

"Little Tommy Dagget. How I loved listening to your sweet prayers every night. And then you'd jump in your bed, so afraid I was under there. And I was."

"It's Louie! Louie Vincinzi from San Francisco. How was she? Man's so fast, he doesn't wear pants; it slows him down. Don't make him mad."

"I'm 37?!"

"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:16 pm
by Myste
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man possessed of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:45 pm
by CovenantJr
"I'm a mean murmMurMumurmurm... servant of God"

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:30 pm
by Nav
"I'm not a number, I'm a free man!"

and

"What's so bad about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water."

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:53 pm
by danlo
"I am number 2 YOU are number 6 there IS no number 1!" (brownie points if your know where this is from)

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:46 am
by CovenantJr
Someone has to push up the 80s content here...

"Thayt's nort a knoif. Thayt's a knoif!"

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:32 am
by Cate
"I fell out of the G-- D----- car! Isn't that the funniest thing ever?"

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 2:40 pm
by Myste
"I believe in everything; nothing is sacred. I believe in nothing; everything is sacred. Ha ha ho ho and hee hee!"

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:18 pm
by Damelon
"We're on a mission from God."

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:46 am
by CovenantJr
"Snoochie boochies"

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:56 am
by dlbpharmd
"Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:03 am
by CovenantJr
"I'll kill you with my tea cup"

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:55 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
"We're not sheep."

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:11 pm
by Myste
naughty language alert:

"American beer is a lot like making love in a canoe--
Spoiler
It's f***ing close to water.
"