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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:00 am
by Fist and Faith
Our children would be beautiful.
dANdeLION wrote:"It may be short, but it's thin"
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:18 am
by The Leper Fairy
"How about we order a pizza and have sex?"
"No."
"What? You don't like pizza?"
heh.
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:42 am
by Fist and Faith
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 10:47 am
by Cail
"Let's get something straight between us."
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 11:08 am
by dANdeLION
"I didn't recognize you with your clothes on"
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:33 pm
by Cail
That's a nice looking dress, it'd look a lot better crumpled up on my bedroom floor.
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:43 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
"Hello ladies, I'd like to point out that my ears are so big you can use them as handles."
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 7:29 pm
by Edge
"Sit here on my lap, and we'll just talk about the first thing that comes up."
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 7:41 pm
by Cail
A friend in college not only used this one in a bar once, it actually worked!
"I'll bet I can make you cum first".
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:16 am
by ChoChiyo
"hello, dearie. Would you consider accompanying me to my observatory? I'd like to see Uranus at the end of my telescope.."
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:34 am
by CovenantJr
Cail wrote:"Let's get something straight between us."
ChoChiyo wrote:"hello, dearie. Would you consider accompanying me to my observatory? I'd like to see Uranus at the end of my telescope.."
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:54 pm
by dANdeLION
I'll bet you 20 dollars you don't know how to lap dance.
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:11 pm
by tallan
I come from the future... Do you want to see my space ship?
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 6:27 pm
by TRC
"HI, I have a Pet Plecostomus, I was about to take it for a walk, but I'm having trouble getting his little sweater on, would you mind helping ?"
Hello All !!! Happy Holidays and the Like !!!!!
Hope to be around a little more.
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 9:08 pm
by dANdeLION
To a miss Trojan I knew back in school: "I have a rubber with your name on it".
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:47 pm
by Metal-Demon
"Lemme introduce you to my little fren!"
(must be done in a very bad "Tony Montana" voice, ala Al Pacino)
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:49 pm
by Cail
Yeah, but "little", even though it may be technically accurate, is usually not a word you wanna use when refering to that.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:42 am
by ChoChiyo
Heard this one today: "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:26 pm
by Lorelei
Heard this one today AT WORK "Let's get drunk and get a room."
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:06 pm
by Cail
"My face or yours?"