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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:38 am
by onewyteduck
Loremaster wrote:Sex. Too much sex.
Don't you know you'll go blind?????
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:39 am
by onewyteduck
Thomas Covenant, too busy reading the Chronicles
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:27 am
by DukkhaWaynhim
I prefer the attention or detention, whichever you see fit to give.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:50 am
by aTOMiC
United States Secret Service Agents confiscated my homework because I was writing a paper on the subject of Aliens harvesting our ozone layer for food.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:02 am
by ChoChiyo
I was abducted by aliens who mistook my homework for top sekrit government documents and they confiscated it and kept it to decode it.
Second excuse in case you don't buy that one--
We ran out of toilet paper and MY DAD is FULL of YOU KNOW WHAT.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:23 am
by dennisrwood
Verily I Hath Doth Left Mine Homework With Thou As of the Day of Yester, Hath Thou Lost Such?
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:12 pm
by dANdeLION
Werewolves attacked me and took it.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:23 pm
by aTOMiC
Xtraterrestrials ate my bookbag
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:25 pm
by dANdeLION
Yeti stole my locker.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:56 pm
by Creator
Zounds!!!! my rottweiler ate it!!!!!
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:58 pm
by ChoChiyo
As you can see, I do not even know my alphabet nor do I read instructions. Therefore, teacher, you moron, how can I be expected to turn in anything?
I need some special ed help!
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:12 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
There is no spoon.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:14 pm
by aTOMiC
Because
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:14 pm
by dANdeLION
Cat ate my homework.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:15 pm
by aTOMiC
Dogs of War destroyed my homework!
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:17 pm
by dANdeLION
ET's took my homework to study.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:20 pm
by aTOMiC
Foamfollower stomped my homework into oblivion
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:21 pm
by dANdeLION
Godzilla destroyed my homework.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:23 pm
by aTOMiC
Hagrid turned it into an owl.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:23 pm
by dANdeLION
Ironsides is using it as Exhibit "B".