Kevin's Watch

why ben affleck?? .. he's sooo cute

The thing was my last book was actually true for the most part with the occassional flight of fancy (bone crushingly fancy that is). The next book will be true as well but will end with a nuclear/chemical incident that will make my last bit of blood thirsty carnage seem a stroll down a country lane. There is lots of room for celebrities in it but I don't think the ones suggested will do. None of them have offended me enough to wish them dead. In view of my past record, I'd rather my "victims" be people who truely deserve what literary fate can serve them. If I did in Stevie Sp. I'd never hear the end of it if he really did croak.

Loremaster wrote:Could you write a novel in which the following people get eaten alive by Crocadiles:

Ben Afflek
George Lucas
Darth Revan

Is Darth your ex?

Sum sui generis
Vs

You misunderstand me. Gully stated that writing about someone may (joking, of course) have caused their death. I thought that was a handy ability to take care of my enemy - Revan.

..hhmm,,tossin to the Croc's...oh, i have a few who should so be written up.Now, I don't want to be a dinkum wowser in this little party so I'll start with.. yes, the MEL Man,,no, not me,but the Most Holy Passionate FruitCake,,Mel Gibson,,heave ho!..and while we're at it..here,,Russel Crowe needs a good fight..and ..oh especially him,,no not just tossin him to the crocs,,thats to easy,,how about hangin him from the upper deck of a tourist boat, by his foot,,out over the rear wake..so we can entertain the tourists with the display of a giant croc completly extended out of the water so he can have a snack!,,yes it should so be written for the Crocodile hunter guy, by jimminy....hhhmmm...and yes ,,a very special croc should be made hungry by starvation for a week or two ,,for the tossin of media mogul and Fox network owner..Murdock..no mercy!..aah yes...I feel better all ready................MEL

LOL!!

I'd probably go with a Nick Succorso-style fall from grace. Whether or not the ex would die during a botched attempt on my life would depend on exactly how ticked off I was.

I would write "NOM" on a piece of paper and tell her never to say that word, ever, or else it would hurt me.

I'd get some munchies, pull up a chair and wait a few minutes until Nom came and took care of her.

I was going to say I'd give her to Lord Foul and let them torment each other until the end of Time, but I really don't think Foul has done anything bad enough to warrant that kind of cruelty.

CovenantJr wrote:Am I the only one who has amicable breakups?

Nope, I'm pretty much a "go your own way" kind of guy in that respect. I resent a couple of them trying to change me in fundamental ways, but since I resisted and we eventually broke up, it's really no harm, no foul.

Besides, now I've been married for 5 years and have a son that I adore. There is no better revenge than living well, as they say.

lurch wrote:,,Mel Gibson,,heave ho!..and while we're at it..here,,Russel Crowe needs a good fight.

That's what I say! Off all Aussie men and steal their women! (oops! sorry Lore...)

bossk wrote:I resent a couple of them trying to change me in fundamental ways, but since I resisted and we eventually broke up, it's really no harm, no foul.

Exactly.

Our way makes for less entertainment though

danlo wrote:

lurch wrote:,,Mel Gibson,,heave ho!..and while we're at it..here,,Russel Crowe needs a good fight.

That's what I say! Off all Aussie men and steal their women! (oops! sorry Lore...)

LOL