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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 12:02 am
by ChoChiyo
Why do they call sweet things "rolls"? I've never seen them do anything but lay there on the plate.
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 6:18 am
by dennisrwood
if you put instant coffee in a microwave can you travel in time?
thanks to Steven Wright
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 12:24 pm
by Cail
Why is it that people think I want them to give a s*it?
I don't want their s*it.
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:28 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Why is it that pets seek out the one carpeted area in the house to barf?
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:10 pm
by Lorelei
Why do dogs think they can stop on a linoleum floor?
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:24 pm
by dennisrwood
why do dogs think that we want to smell that dead animal? what in our houses smells like that?
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:31 am
by Cheval
Why is it that when describing what food tastes like,
it always "tastes like chicken"?
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:39 am
by dennisrwood
why is the most incompetant person at any given job your boss?
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:07 pm
by ChoChiyo
Why do they call it "Military Intelligence"? Isn't that an oxymoron?
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:59 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Why is it that I can fool myself into thinking I'm clever knocking about on Mallory, but my brain shuts down when I look at the one item of work that remains on my desk?
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:47 pm
by Lorelei
Why is the amount of traffic you encounter on your way to work, inversely proportional to how early you leave your home?
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:04 pm
by ChoChiyo
Why is it that people who don't know what they are talking about always talk the loudest and the longest?
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 8:49 pm
by Lorelei
Why do people think that speaking louder and slower will make other people understand a foriegn accent?
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 8:55 pm
by ChoChiyo
What is an occasional table the rest of the time?
Why is a hamburger not called a beef burger?
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 10:26 pm
by dennisrwood
just who first tried jello?
it's made from horse hooves!
eeew, and someone tried that?
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:54 am
by ChoChiyo
Why would anyone want to eat pee nuts?
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:16 am
by Cail
Why is it that beer nuts can be both a bar snack and a sexual dysfunction?
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:34 am
by Lorelei
How do people who call you on the phone know the exact time you are in the bathroom?
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:38 am
by Cail
Why is it that people always call when I'm in the bathroom?
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:41 am
by dennisrwood
what do deer nuts and beer nuts have in common?
you can find both under a buck.
why do i have to work every holiday, but the unmarried people i work with get every one off?