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Sadly, I have discovered that my car really needs a wash...can't drive in public, or someone might think I drive a hoopty! :o
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"Trash! You are Trash! I am NOT going out with TRASH!!"
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."
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Unless they've changed the meaning of Restraiing Order ; then I don't think we can go out tonight!
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Voices in your head are telling you to go out with me? Voices in my head are telling ME to run!
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Well, for one thing; I'm married, and another thing, I'm Not Gay!
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Xerox copies of your butt?!?!?!
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Post by danlo »

You mean to tell me that thread on Kevin's Watch was ABCs? Sorry! I have to run home and change my idiotic post!
fall far and well Pilots!
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Post by drew »

You can't buy Love!
But I'm going to keep the money you offered me to teach you a lesson.
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Zero degrees outside and you want to go swimming?
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Post by Cheval »

A Ranyhyn and a human... I just don't think so!
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
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we learned to talk."
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It's 4:19...
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Basic incompatibility!!
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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criminal episode, spent night in local jail.
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Post by DukkhaWaynhim »

Dorkage Quotient made by the two of us together would destroy worlds.
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Post by ChoChiyo »

Eating raw snails not my idea of fun date. Bye.
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Post by DukkhaWaynhim »

Flea-medicine hasn't kicked in yet from last date. Better safe than sorry...
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Halle Berry is my new girlfriend.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.


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I can't go out with you, "G" is missing from the alphabet, and I have to seek it diligently and return it to its rightful place in the hierarchy of letters.
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Post by Cheval »

"Jousting is a thing I do on the first date.
What's the matter, you chicken?"
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Post by drew »

Klondike!!!
I'm heading to the klondike to find gold, But I promice once I find some, I'll come back for you!
I thought you were a ripe grape
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Post by onewyteduck »

Lugie spitting contest just doesn't appeal to me!
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