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OMG, a Sensurround version of the Chrons....

The smell of the ur-viles waste pits, the inferno-like heat of Hotash Slay, the sweet taste of aliantha, the heady draught of Pitchbrew...can you imagine??

Variol Farseer wrote:

Scorn the Terrible wrote:The greatest thing PJ did was make Dead Alive. All he did for LoTR was turn it into yet another media driven frenzy of disgust and hype. Sure, it was epic... but what good does that do anybody? Since it's a movie series now, people are going to stop reading the books.

Sales of the books have rocketed to record highs since the movies were released. I don't think you'll find any foundation for that particular fear.

Yeah, but then you get those bleeding nimrods who buy the books just to earn "nerd street cred".

'Sides, I think Jackson should stop crewing over good literature and get back to work making excessively-gory zombie flicks. At least with those you don't have to worry about losing your integrity as a filmmaker.

Scorn the Terrible wrote:Yeah, but then you get those bleeding nimrods who buy the books just to earn "nerd street cred".

Yep. People want "nerd street cred". Isn't it great? Thank you Peter Jackson.

Scorn the Terrible wrote:'Sides, I think Jackson should stop crewing over good literature and get back to work making excessively-gory zombie flicks.

Monkey flicks. He's doing monkey flicks now. So rest in peace.

Wayfriend, I believe gigantic gorillas prefer to be called "Great Apes." I also believe it would be wise to submit to their preferences, seeing as how they could peel us all like ripe bananas.

Did someone say Grape Ape???