Movie = series burning in hell.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:25 pm

Heh, you guys kill me. Now what was this thread about? Oooh, I see; it's about Heather Carolin as Linden. Well, if that ever happens, I'm selling all my stuff and buying my own movie theater......

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:27 pm

Man it would be hard for the actor who plays TC to say 'Don't touch me' to her.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:29 pm

I agree that the actor would have a hard time around her.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:30 pm

Something tells me Brinn will copy and past that line soon.

I guess she will hold the staff at the end.

Post by **___** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:32 pm

I'd respond to that, but I wanna keep my pg-13 rating.....

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:32 pm

Mr Fixit wrote:Variol getting the shaft? I just got Shaft the other day; I suggest the widescreen version just in case you get a bigger tv in the future. Variol used a euphanism that Loremaster didn't understand, being from a different country. Variol explained it, and everybody was happy. Now tell me, why did you think it neccessary to stir it up again?

I saw a good post getting twisted around and felt the need to respond in my own right.
I'm done.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:34 pm

HAHAHAHAA!!!!

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:00 pm

dANdeLION wrote:Heh, you guys kill me. Now what was this thread about? Oooh, I see; it's about Heather Carolin as Linden. Well, if that ever happens, I'm selling all my stuff and buying my own movie theater......

I had to look her (Heather Carolin) up online.
Thanks, now I won't be getting any work done today!
Man, if she were to play Linden I'd forgive any character alterations they would make!

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:13 pm

I googled her name, and clicked on the first link - and of course it was her naked. Now the guys from Information Support will be tracking me down.

Post by **wayfriend** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:59 pm

dlbpharmd wrote:I googled her name, and clicked on the first link - and of course it was her naked. Now the guys from Information Support will be tracking me down.

You didn't say anything about it not being worth it, I notice ...

Post by **Brinn** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:38 pm

Lore wrote:Something tells me Brinn will copy and past that line soon.

You know Lore, I was contemplating it but I think that it came out exactly the way dAN intended it. That is to say that, technically, there is really no double entendre there!

Post by **Edge** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:26 pm

dAN... the master of the single entendre.

Post by **NOWgirl** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:45 pm

Yes!! YESS!!!! OH, YESSSS!!!!!!!

Err, I was just agreeing that Heather is a goddess, and thea dAN is the master of THE single-entendre.

Post by **Scorn the Terrible** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:53 am

I'd rather they didn't make a movie of the series... after the way Peter Jackson (a B-movie low-life if I've ever seen one) raped the LoTR trilogy, I'd hate to see what could happen to SRD's masterpieces.

Post by **Mars** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:13 am

what the hellfire is wrong with you people

1) heather caroline is [inserting "not respectable" here -- Wayfriend], is she even an actor? 2 linden is described as totally different to her.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 5:15 pm

She's done movies, but I don't know if she can act. As far as I'm concerned, I'd pay to just watch her on the screen, and any acting ability would be considered icing on the cake. Actually, she is not the right person to play Linden, but then again, I wasn't really serious about that. I hope that they can get Kyrsten Dunst to play Linden, and Heather Carolin can replace her as Mary Jane in the 5th (and final) Spiderman movie. As for her "respectability", well, I don't think it's fair to single her out. There are tons of Hollywood actors who got off to a less than auspicious start.

Now, why you'd ask what's wrong with me after Scorn's insane comment about Peter Jackson, I'll never know.

Post by **Mars** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:49 am

uh i didnt reply to scorns comment cos i agree with him (kinda) i mean The two towers was a load of [inserting "bad stuff" here -- Wayfriend] (to quote castellan lebbick)
especially with viggo "i cant act but all the moms who take their kids to this movie like it" MORTENSON

GOD, KILL ME NOW~!!!!!!

Post by **Ellester** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:27 pm

Scorn the Terrible wrote:I'd rather they didn't make a movie of the series... after the way Peter Jackson (a B-movie low-life if I've ever seen one) raped the LoTR trilogy, I'd hate to see what could happen to SRD's masterpieces.

If they can get anything remotely close to what Peter Jackson did to the LOTR novels, then I’ll be in heaven.

I can only hope we get something as good!

Post by **Luke The Unbeliever** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:17 am

I agree, the first thing I thought when I heard they were contemplating making TCoTC into a series of movies, I thought : It would be great to have Peter Jackson direct it.

I thought he did a great job with LoTR.

I truly think that they'd never get any of the books to fit into a 3.5hr movie regardless...but still, at least it's a chance to see something you've always visualized actually come to life. If it sucks, no big deal, we all know the books are great and we'll always have them.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:18 pm

Hmm...I don't understand the complaints about Viggo in particular. I think he brought particular depth to what is a pretty stiff character (Aragorn). His interpretation (and dedication to the role) impressed me more than anyone else in the cast of LOTR. Sean Astin, on the other hand...

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Movie = series burning in hell.

Movie or no movie?