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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:50 pm
by Gadget nee Jemcheeta
Well, I'm basically horrified and impressed by all of you.
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:48 pm
by amanibhavam
Once this Gossamer, the Glowlimn
went to play a game of bowlin'
but Pitchwife, the Good
dropped a ball on her foot
and she left the gamehall crawlin'
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:19 am
by Akasri
There once was a Cavewight named Dave
Who said 'bye to his friends with a wave
He abandoned the horde
To go become a Lord
Drool Rockworm said "Do you rave!?!"
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:26 am
by ur-bane
He thought he got hit by a car
And found himself falling through stars
He wound up in the Land
A new Hero Halfhand
And he's beaten Foul twice so far.
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:00 am
by Myste
There is a girl doctor called Linden
Who's obsessed with the places she's sinned in.
She watched her dad die,
Fed her mom kleenex pie,
And then ate the Sunbane for din-din.
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:48 pm
by aliantha
Myste --
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:59 pm
by Luke The Unbeliever
Thomas Covenant The Unbeliever
might be the great deceiver
was thought to be incapable
but the Second Chronicles have proof on paper
that the third book should've been called White Gold Wiener...
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:28 am
by Myste
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:12 am
by ur-bane
Lord Foul, known as the Despiser
Was considered a bit of a miser.
His pockets were deep.
But since he was cheap,
He went from Pitchbrew to Budweiser.
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:25 pm
by Myste
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 11:27 pm
by caamora
You guys are way too funny!!!!!
Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 11:01 am
by ur-bane
A Sangorgon herewith called Nom,
Could not find a date for the prom.
Then he met a Raver,
Which became his savior,
And now he can get his groove on!
Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 12:52 pm
by amanibhavam
Theumaturg Kasreyn of the Gyre
Climbed to the tip of his spire
There he tried to stand
And took out his wand
and cried: "I need to vent my desire!"
Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 12:57 pm
by amanibhavam
The despot, mighty Rant Absolain
Purchased a jar of vaseline
When his court inquired
Blushing he replied:
"T'night I've got a Sandgorgon visitin'!"
Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 3:48 pm
by Warmark
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:31 pm
by Prebe
There once was a cavewight named Drool
Who thought it would be "oh so cool"
To summon a lepper
To pickle his "pepper"
But he lost the use of his tool
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:49 pm
by ur-bane
Ahhh! LMAO!
Very nicely done, prebe. Resurrected the limerics in stellar style!
(but now you've got me conjuring a few up again.
)
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:42 pm
by Prebe
Thanks Ur-bane. I am a huge fan of limerics, so I couldn't resist searching for 'limerick' on KW.
It is a great form of poetry, though it does take some effort to get the meter right.
Amazing by the way how difficult rhyming is, when it is not in your native language. I consider myself fluent in english, but I most certainly needed a lot more time on the rhymes than I would have had to use in Danish. So don't expect a lot more from me, unless you are prepared for Danish limerics
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:51 pm
by Prebe
There once was a father named Trell
who wished that his daughter did well
But Tommy would rape her
Trell had to duct-tape her
And tried to send Tommy to hell.
(Ok, ok, It wasn't so hard after all. Sorry
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:48 pm
by bossk
amanibhavam wrote:Poor, poor Seadreamer, the Cable,
He was as mute as a dinner table
But on hot Giantish nights
In those naughty bed-fights
Oh, then, then he was able...
I think this is my favorite so far.
